Me: being polite because I work in the service industry Some people: “She likes me”
Also me: No, I like my paycheck. 💅 #ServiceIndustry #WorkHumor #FlirtingFail

How do y’all flirt?

Personally, I have no idea how tf I'm engaged. I somehow fell into her lap and magically things happened.

My autistic ass could never properly flirt. I tried one time I accidentally knocked myself out...

#autism #flirtingfail

My dating profile: 'I'm a monster in bed.' Her: 'OMG, you're so edgy!' Me: sweating #CookieMonster #Dating #Awkward #Miscommunication #FlirtingFail
#SecondhandEmbarrassment
I hope these help!

My morning is going great so far...Saw a cute guy today and tried to speak, but my words were too busy blushing. Ended up sounding like a malfunctioning robot. 🤖😳 #FlirtingFail 😂