#floridathings:
- animal that shoots acid from its ass in self defense
- catfish w a spike on their fin that remains poisonous after death
- lizard that looks exactly like a worm
- huge mean geese
- fish w human teeth
- box jellies. yes the deadly kind
- republicans
- 93752874 underwater death caves

Punted a cane toad last night to protect the dogs I’m dog sitting. #FloridaThings

Sent my rep an email today re impeachment, but since he bought his seat too, I doubt he'll have anything to say about it....

#FloridaThings

A gopher tortoise in grass.

Gopher Tortoise Wednesday. #floridathings

Just random things I see in my neighborhood whilst walking the dog and cat. Well, the cat actually rides in a stroller but still... He/she's a beaut, right?

#alligators #wildlife #floridathings #swamppuppy

#FloridaThings #itsAJeepThing

The bumper decided it preferred to ride in the back seat 😂😂 #FloridaThings

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No pics of my lizards on their cool new backyard structures. They appear to be terrified of them! 😂 My guess: they smell like the pet store. I placed Anole food in 5 locations, and 3 servings were consumed. The 2 on Castle Grayskull & the Dope Rock were avoided.
🦎🌴🏰

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So yesterday @ 6 am the neighbor’s 2 cats got one of my backyard lizards. I ran out (shout out to Ring cam watch app) to shoo them off & he got away but gave up his tail. Today I bought a few lizard rocks & a Castle Grayskull for them w some Anole food.

This is a takeout container with traditional Thanksgiving food: turkey, cranberry jam, stuffing, dinner roll, carrots, and mashed potatoes. It's a large amount, maybe two or three servings of turkey and stuffing, a bit less of the other items.

For what we are about to eat, St. Publix we thank you. 🙏🙇 #FloridaThings

cn: food

Also…not sure if these guys are military or guard but…I have never seen this kind of soldier/weapon situation in the parking lot after a concert 😳 Is this common? Have I just missed it?! Or is this #floridathings #orlando

#FloridaThings Received an email from the city that the local pool temperature is below 80 degrees this morning so those planning on attending the early water aerobics class should be forewarned. (Air temp dropped into the 50s for the first time this season.)