McLaren DNSed their own 1,000th race. Verstappen retired in the final laps. Antonelli won. Hamilton stood on a Ferrari podium.
Shanghai had more plot than last year's Abu Dhabi grand finale. Let's break it down.
Links below ⬇️ #flowergothic #chinesegp #f1
✨BEHOLD✨
What is perhaps the shortest Lazy Thoughts race recap in history is out now!
Because let’s be real… did we even NEED a recap of today’s sprint race?
Links below ⬇️ #flowergothic #f1 #ChineseGP #F1Sprint
First post-F1 season substack out now
I watched the Formula E opener and was pleasantly surprised
#formulaE #flowergothic
Lazy thoughts on the Qatar Grand Prix available now
Links below ⬇️
#flowergothic #QatarGrandPrix #MaxVerstappen
Lazy Thoughts on the Qatar GP Sprint
A hopefully-not-boring recap of a boring race
Links below ⬇️
#QatarGP #flowergothic #F1Sprint
It's anyone's game as a disqualification makes Max closer to a 5th WDC, and McLaren faces a points-less weekend.
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now.
Links below. 🔽
#flowergothic #LasVegasGP #MaxVerstappen
In Defense of F1 Academy, because one formation-lap mistake is not proof women “can’t race” while F2 can run a full demolition derby.
Links below ⬇️ #f1academy #flowergothic
My external hard drive died without warning and took three years of my work hostage.
So, I wrote about it.
Links below ⬇️
#flowergothic
For the international audience asking for real facts, here’s a translation of the F1Maximaal report.
Receipts are public. Amplification is in your hands.
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #flowergothic
I’m still a little in disbelief, but it’s real 🫣:
F1 Maximaal has published the verified Brazilian court filings story.
Public records. No spin.
www.f1maximaal.nl/algemeen/rec...
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #Motorsport #MediaTransparency #Flowergothic #F1Maximaal
This is so surreal lol #flowergothic #usgp #maxverstappen
Some kid behind me just sarcastically said Lance Stroll’s name 😂 #flowergothic #f1 #usgp
something a little different today.
we’re gonna talk about the fame economy, or how getting “caught off guard” became a career strategy.
Link below ⬇️
#flowergothic
Today’s Lazy Thoughts on the Belgium Sprint is finally out.
I plan to do a separate, shorter edition for every sprint race the rest of this season. Hope you enjoy this one!
#Flowergothic #BelgianGP #F1
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Lazy Thoughts on the Austrian Grand Prix
#Flowergothic #F1 #AustrianGP
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No race this week, so you're getting something a little different today. This is all about the stories we follow and the girls the internet turns into characters.
It starts with Gabby Petito—but it doesn’t end there.
Hope y'all enjoy!
#flowergothic
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Not her dropping a designer baby ad shoot minutes after Victoria’s baptism post 😭😭😭
You waited all this time just to upstage your sister-in-law? The game is foul and the baby deserves better.
#KellyPiquet #F1Gossip #Flowergothic
“You’re obsessed.” No, I’m meticulous.
The final exposé video is here—and it’s not just a defense. It’s a thesis. A roadmap. A declaration of what comes next.
Watch now: The Max & Kelly Exposé – Why I Made It + What’s Next
🖤 #flowergothic #mediaethics #f1gossip
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Of COURSE the first snippet to go up while I’m away is the one where Kelly’s burner account implies Max is P’s ACTUAL father.
Not a PR stunt—just casual digital arson. 🔥🍼🤡
#MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #F1 #Flowergothic
Venus retrograde is over. The glamor spells are breaking.
Under the Libra pink moon, the abridged Kelly Piquet exposé is out now.
Lies, stunts, and the story that turned Max Verstappen into a product. 🥀
🎥 Watch here: youtu.be/gzZj_nFI3WM
#KellyPiquet #MaxVerstappen #F1Drama #Flowergothic
One month later, and the exposé is STILL exposing. 🔥
The way Max Verstappen was gr👁️omed and isolated is something people NEED to talk about more. 🛑
We’re not letting this conversation die. 🚨⏳
LINKS BELOW 🎤⬇️
#flowergothic #F1 #maxverstappen #kellypiquet #f1drama
People say “Max Verstappen is terrible.” 🤨
But no one asks “What the fuck happened to Max Verstappen?”🤔
His life is a mess of control, isolation & manipulation. 🧩😶🌫️
📺 Part 1: youtu.be/ffy4rqQDrd8
📺 Part 2: youtu.be/o4MVUpdCQ14
#MaxVerstappen #F1 #flowergothic
Kelly Piquet wants you to forget. Unfortunately for her, I have the memory of a grudge-holding elephant. 🐘💅
📌 Part 1: youtu.be/ffy4rqQDrd8
📌 Part 2: youtu.be/o4MVUpdCQ14
#flowergothic #F1 #kellypiquet #maxverstappen #F1Drama
Kelly Piquet has been getting away with nonsense for years because people were too distracted by her "aesthetic". Not anymore. 🚨
I did what the FIA refuses to do: a thorough investigation. 🕵️♀️
🎬 Part 1: youtu.be/ffy4rqQDrd8
🎬 Part 2: youtu.be/o4MVUpdCQ14
#kellypiquet #flowergothic #F1
Kelly Piquet’s public image is like a luxury yacht: looks expensive, but full of leaks. ⛵ Too bad I’m in my exposé era.
🔥 I have ALL the receipts. 🔥
📌 Part 1: https://youtu.be/ffy4rqQDrd8
📌 Part 2: https://youtu.be/o4MVUpdCQ14
#flowergothic #kellypiquet #F1 #F1Drama
A "random" account, Serendipity181818, had private Kelly Piquet photos and insider info on her and Max before they were public.
But I’m sure she was just a devoted fan. Right? 🤨
Just wait for part two. 👀
📌 Receipts: https://youtu.be/o4MVUpdCQ14
#flowergothic #kellypiquet #maxverstappen #f1drama
Anyway in honor of max finally winning again here's a reminder that his much older gf pursued him when he was 18 🤡
#flowergothic #maxverstappen #kellypiquet
NEW! VIDEO! OUT! NOW!
"Frederik, Mary, Max, and Kelly"
In which we say goodbye to one toxic couple and welcome another.
May god have mercy on us as we dissect the mess that is Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet.
youtu.be/M0Ms6Hi1Rek
#flowergothic #maxverstappen #kellypiquet #frederik #queenmary
