a sprig of acacia with tiny magical honey-scented poofs & dusty green fern shaped foliage
it’s #fleursday & it is acacia blossom season, which lasts for approximately 15 minutes & is DIVINE. #fleursdujour #flowerreport #flowersformorale
a wide open flooozy of a pink rose lily. a rose lily has extra petals! so fun.
a (double rose) lily for you! the daffodils are still closed…will update when they pop.
#fleursdujour #flowersformorale #flowerreport #fleursday
pink/green anthurium, variety #1
pink/green anthurium, variety #2
pink/green anthurium, variety #3 your prize for reading the alt text is hot flower goss: sometimes this flower is referred to as penis on a platter, but you didn’t hear it from me
hawttt pank phaelaenopsis orchids i always spell that differently. who even knows!!??
orchids & anthurium ready for their close ups…
#fleursdujour #flowersformorale #flowerreport #fleursday
mostly tulips, ranunculus, & SO MANY ROSES!!!!
hellebores, genetically altered mums, gentiana (current fave), lots of delphinium, some boxes of hydrangeas, & some weird tinted eucalyptus
more tulips, rose lilies, snapdragons, & a bunch of other stuff. fancy fancy fancy Charlotte ranunculus in the upper left corner that were grown in Japan & are my other current fave. i wanted orange but we don’t say no to Charlotte in any color.
boxes & boxes of hydrangeas & orchids. hotttt pank gladiolus & bells of Ireland in the bottom right. plus other stuff.
this is a source of my stress, but hopefully it can add to your joy? who wants to see a metric fuckton of flowers? #fleursdujour #flowersformorale #flowerreport #fleursday this isn’t all of them even!!! these are for parties on 1/30&31
if you want flower goss just pick the fleur & i will dish
a beautiful backlit red & white amaryllis
i get a variation of cute aggression with flowers. i just want to bite them always. #fleurdujour #flowerreport #flowersformorale #amaryllis
cutie pink bouvardia
deconstructed blue delphinium
a perfect orange ranunculus
the back of a minivan packed full of bright flowers on their way to a party in Coachella
some notable flowers from the last couple days.
#fleursday #bloomscrolling #flowerreport #flowersformorale
purple waterlilies & green lily pads in dark water
could we have some abundance today? please? nice things & several of them please. here are some psychedelic waterlilies. no filter needed. it isn’t #fleursday but my hands will be in fleurs all day so technically…
#bloomscrolling #flower #fleur #flowersformorale #flowerreport
an absolutely stunning deep blue/grey hydrangea head with doubled blooms
oh hey. shall we revive #flowersformorale on this fine #fleursday
yes! not usually a hydrangea girl but seriously. someone (an intellectual) at work said “fractalism” in reference to it & my friend & i said fraggle orgasm for the rest of the day because we are 12. #bloomscrolling #flowerreport
a rose lily which is the best lily. so! many! PETALS!!! this one might be bigger than your head. not mine though i have a massive nog. many many white & green petals. it’s a softer scent too…kinda more tuberosey than lily?
it’s not even #fleursday but i think we need to resurrect #flowersformorale because ugh.
#bloomscrolling is better than doom? doom is everywhere anyway. please enjoy.
as always flower evangelism, gossip & slander are in the alt text. #flowerreport
a large & rowdy lilac hedge. psychedelic in its vibratingly technicolor purpleness.
#fleursday on a Friday.
#bloomscrolling #flowerreport
#flowersformorale
these are the epic lilac bushes in the yard at my brother’s old house. he should have written a clause into the sale contract that i would still have access to the bushes!!!
friends, it is #fleursday
here is a nerine lily that i did a science experiment on. if ever you need pinstriped flowers...
#flowerreport #fleur #flowersformorale
as ever: flower facts, gossip, & slander can be found in the alt text & there are MANY flowers in this thread for your viewing pleasure🤍
a perfect lady’s slipper orchid. oh to be a fairy with a foot that fits…
#flowerreport #flowersformorale #fleurs
as ever: flower facts, gossip, & slander can be found in the alt text & there are MANY flowers in this thread for your viewing pleasure. 🤍
(it’s not #fleursday today but whatever)
let’s have another flower, since it is #fleursday & morale is low.
meet salpiglossis/painted tongue. a favorite of mine.
#flowerreport #flowersformorale
as ever: flower facts, gossip, & slander can be found in the alt text & there are MANY flowers in this thread for your viewing pleasure. 🤍
this is another frit! an imperial frit. so lemony & lovely. they grow tall.
#flowerreport #flowersformorale #fleurs
as ever: flower facts, gossip, & slander can be found in the alt text & there are MANY flowers in this thread for your viewing pleasure. 🤍
i love these little snake head frits.
they will be in season soon. i can’t wait for early spring flowers…
#flowerreport #flowersformorale #fleurs
as ever: flower facts, gossip, & slander can be found in the alt text & there are MANY flowers in this thread for your viewing pleasure. 🤍
an orange ombré gerbera daisy with curly petals. this type is called a pasta & the variety is called Scott. they mostly have names like marinara & carbonara & bolognese etc…but this one is Scott. he’s very handsome!!
i finally met my online boyfriend, Scott. isn’t he dreamy?
#flowerreport #fleurs #flowersformorale #gerberdaisy #gerbera
these cute precious tiny passionflowers are on my list of worst smelling flowers ever. read the alt text for why…🤢
#flowerreport #flowersformorale #fleurs
as ever: flower facts, gossip, & slander can be found in the alt text & there are MANY flowers in this thread for your viewing pleasure. 🤍
a fringed tulip that gave me extreme cute aggression, but i did not bite. i am feral, but not THAT feral.
#flowerreport #flowersformorale #fleurs #fleursday
as ever: flower facts, gossip, & slander can be found in the alt text & there are MANY flowers in this thread for your viewing pleasure. 🤍
lily of the valley. i wish we could smell things through the internet.
#flowerreport #flowersformorale #fleurs #fleursday
as ever: flower facts, gossip, & slander can be found in the alt text & there are MANY flowers in this thread for your viewing pleasure.
wig clematis!
#flowerreport #flowersformorale #fleurs #fleursday
as ever: flower facts, gossip, & slander can be found in the alt text & there are MANY flowers in this thread for your viewing pleasure. 🤍
a bunch of purple lilacs!! less fragrant than the ones i used to burgle from my neighbor’s bush as a kiddo but any lilac is magic. i have been thieving your lilacs since the early 80s!! yes, probably yours. i have no shame!!
prob not all the way done but done for now. the flower that started it all, the queen of my heart, LILAC. remember: flowers love you & want you to be happy.
#flowersformorale #flowerreport #fleurs
