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#freesanta
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It’s not funny. 1,700 year-old
bones only do this when they’re very distressed.
#FreeSanta
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They kidnapped Santa?! Who are these Ebenezer Scrooges?! 🤬🤬 #FreeSanta #HowDareThey #HATM
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Santa is 100% real, but the Deep State is holding him hostage to weaponize his Christmas magic. FedEx? Never existed. Your packages are delivered by AI drones powered by enslaved reindeer. Wake up, sheeple. #FreeSanta
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