The secret to winning is having sex with Flavio x 3 times. No one will argue.

#Tennis #FreudianSlips

Selections From Our Book of Nursery Rhymes Some selections from Illuminati Ganga’s Book of Nursery Rhymes, currently awaiting reprinting, for your enjoyment

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"The Rich amass more riches yet

As I take all that I can get

How can it be that by the hour

They Increase as I devour"

#poetry #nurseryrhymes #goodchildren #teachyourchildrenwell #bankrobbery #corporatecrime #freudianslips #entertainmentofacerebralkind #crime #poems

Man, I need more coffee!
I am just chock full of #FreudianSlips this morning and it isn't even 9 am!
Every time I've opened my mouth, I've put my dick in it!

FOOT! I MEANT FOOT!!

Bone-petite indeed... #FreudianSlips

#freudianslips are so enlightening

#freudianslips are so enlightening

We are @freudianslipsabq on all the socials.
#burlesque #albuquerque #freudianslips

I hear #Doris is trending. Can’t imagine why. #freudianslips

@VictorianScot @AmberRegis *butts in* I had Christina Rossetti's 'bother' instead of brother. #freudianslips