Please don't draft me, I'm made of 100% espresso & pastry bread. Just out here pulling shots, not dodging them. Jeez... I need a roast as dark as this humor to keep me going. Stay gritty out there friends.
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Keep in mind that coffee is 98% water, so I'm not even really drinking anything other than water. It's basically just water. Super healthy. So stay hydrated, coffee nerds.
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Oh you think you love coffee? No bro, I love coffee! *visibly vibrating* *seeing visions* *making doctors nervous* *vague memories of actual food*
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Hey, coffee nerds! Come with me to check out Segundo Coffee Lab on the East End of downtown Houston.
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Hey, coffee nerds! Are you a coffee lover? Do you like coffee brewing tips? Or dad-jokes? Or coffee shop suggestions? Do you have questions about coffee roasting? If so, please follow me! That's my whole vibe, all things coffee.
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Back at you with a coffee brewing tip! Follow me here for more tricks from your local squishy, nerdy coffee roaster.
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Hey coffee nerds! Coffee joke of the day!
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Holy coffee, full of caffeine. Blessed are thou amongst beverages.
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Hey coffee nerds! Coffee joke of the day!
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There ya go. Fixed it. @fixcoffeebar.bsky.social
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Hey coffee nerds! Coffee joke of the day!
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Hey coffee nerds! Coffee time joke of the day!
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Hey there, coffee friends! Sometimes it takes more than just coffee to get me going in the morning. Stay motivated, and keep your chin up. You're doing better than you think you are. I believe in you.
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Hey coffee nerds! Coffee time joke of the day!
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You're doing a great job, bud. I hope you have a good day.
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