Having spent 9mths trying to book an appt to exchange my driving license, I now have to book a second one to go and collect it. #germanefficiency at it’s finest.
It’s also another fabulous (and not at all expensive) benefit of Brexit. Thanks to my knuckle-dragging compatriots back in Blighty.
@jon You know, the Bregenz-Munich line should have been electrified 30 years ago. There are even treaties with Austria and Switzerland about it. It was even included again in the treaties about traffic going through the Alps in Switzerland that ultimately was the basis for NEAT. Well, NEAT has […]
TRUMP: Merz came by—no interpreter, just spreadsheets and German discipline.
ALIEN: Gift?
TRUMP: My grandfather’s birth certificate. Great—now I remember why I hate sauerkraut.
#TrumpMeetsMerz #GermanEfficiency #BlameGrandpa #OvalOfficeVibes
I’m at home waiting for DHL on this sunny evening ☀️📦🙄
If you haven’t experienced this…
Waiting for DHL is like a waiting to end a bad hookup — it’s failed to cum twice and deep down you know it’s a lost cause. 🤦🏼♂️
#dhl #germanefficiency #lostpackage
Love the Germans for this. No extra tagging of labelling overhead required! #GermanEfficiency.
I ordered these tickets two days ago. The gig isn’t until June.
#GermanEfficiency #EXTREMELYURGENT
letzten Frühling wurde diese Waldstraße aufgerissen, um Leerrohre zu verlegen. Jetzt, 18 Monate später wird der Weg wieder für Kabel oder ähnliches aufgerissen. #germanefficiency