PICTURED: orange dude in diamond armor holding steak and a sword, yellow dude in netherite armor with a sword and bread ORANGE: "Aw man, dude, I'm running out of steak, no animals are spawning, and I haven't found food in a loot chest in forever! This blows!" YELLOW: "That's because you have zero hoes. You gotta get that bread my dude, I got stacks on me at all times. I walk in my base and there's cake all around me. My fields are bountiful, and I shall not want, for the dirt provides." ORANGE: "Don't you enslave villagers and then--" YELLOW: "There's absolutely nothing wrong with committing virtual war crimes, and I'll ban you if you disagree. Also you're just jealous of my netherite hoes that allow me to breed swarms of villagers."

From the Archives: originally drawn 2-9-2022

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