Until i can be free of your religious bullshit, there is no such thing as religious freedom.
#Giligadisms

Fuck April fools. We live in a frat prank gone wrong. The last thing we need is real fake news from fake real sources.
#giligadisms #aprilFOOL #aprilFOOLISHNESS

That F.D.I.C. promise is feeling increasingly hollow.. the government feels lacking in faith AND credibility (not to mention a shit credit rating).

#giligadisms

Mrs. Giligadi is definitely an optimist:

She sees how i dress myself and STILL asks me how her outfit looks, occasionally.

#giligadisms

Seen in an AD for Alexa:
"Some people talk to Alexa more in a day than they talk to actual humans".

This is the most depressing piece of trivia you will encounter today, and possibly all week.

#giligadisms #FUCKai

An image of a hand holding a tiny power strip with a cord plugged into it. The hand wears a gear fidget ring.

As a person with profound lazy eye, I think depth perception is a myth.

It IS mathematically possible that the universe is a hologram.

I rest my case.

#giligadisms #genxQUOTElogicUNQUOTE #satire #butSERIOUSLY #existentialismile

"You want to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"

"Sure! Absolutely! Right after i talk to you about the degenerative effect of blindly accepted dogma online your ability to reason for three hours! Come on in!"

"Wait.. where are you going?"

#giligadisms

A country with empty libraries is filled with empty minds.
#giligadisms

Nepotism is just rich fucks using heir ties.
#giligadisms

When I'm stoned and drop something, i attribute it too being Terpy Derpy.
#giligadisms

Cruise control>peer pressure.

Prove me wrong.
#giligadisms

My word for the day is Crapitalism. Pass it on. #words #meme #giligadisms

Oh hi there! Welcome to 55+! Your farts smell old now. You have magically transitioned to old people farts.
Enjoy!
#giligadisms

Ok, Pecos Bill.. you keep telling me how fucking great Texas is after you've been arrested there.

I'll be waiting over here.
#giligadisms

I wish the world were an equation and I knew how to solve for love.
#giligadisms

It's nothing personal, but i hate people and am actively rooting for another, far more effective, pandemic to wipe us all clean off the planet. Your children aren't miracles, they're little parasites.. viruses with shoes, if you will.
Cheers!
#giligadisms

Big!Lots: the only business that got so exited about the name that they stopped in the middle for an exclamation point.

BIG!.. lots, of you know... stuff. For money. But not Lots of money.

I see why they're not around anymore.
#giligadisms #humor #dudism #erisian

You are watching Rome burn in hyperlapse.

Enjoy your memes until the internet suddenly cuts o

#giligadisms

The world is filled with petty, hateful cunts. Letting them get under your skin for longer than absolutely necessary, however, is the unforced error many people make.
#giligadisms

I think I'm done. Flip me over, my Loathing for humanity is burning on this side.
#giligadisms

I sure am glad that I finally got a decent workflow figured out now that I have 40 years of music, art, and photography under my belt. I may have no idea what I've done, but at least I know what the fuck I'm doing. A bit. And now I can.. oh, look, SHINY!
#giligadisms

Watching Walton Goggins shill for hellmart like they are withholding his fent is really fucking depressing, even with the sound muted.
#celebsBEINGwhores #giligadisms

You are being sold.
#giligadisms

Flavors have jumped the shark. Loaded baked potato, grilled sirloin, chili dog.. I'm looking for a POTATO CHIP flavored potato chip. I wouldn't be surprised to walk in and see.. Period Blood flavored kettle chips. Tastes like pennies, and i got a pubic hair in MY bag!
#andWEareBACK #giligadisms

Protip: Shaving your head puts the whole question of "whose hair is this in the drain" to bed, at least until it grows back.
#giligadisms

There are three types of lies: lies, damned lies, and politics. #Giligadisms

I have irony ennui.
#giligadisms

"You're resistable" is too close to "irresistible" for my taste.
#giligadisms #stonedTHOUGHTS

Welcome to 55.

-You hear gurgling water.-
(Roll 18 or higher on a d20 to save vs panic uriNEED).

#nerdJOKES #goofball #MUD #infocom #notREALLYeitherONE #seeHASHTAGone #erisian #dudistPRIEST
#giligadisms

Please explain why only the good people seem to die ahead of schedule.

I'll be waiting over here.
#giligadisms.