Who is above the law? Who is bought and sold? Who is free to choose? Who does time? Who follows orders? Who salutes longer? Who prays loudest? Who dies first? Who laughs last?

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I said to my friend, “My girlfriend keeps asking me if I’m an owl lace in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!”
He asked, “Are you mad at her?”

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There should be a TV channel that just shows airport baggage X-Ray monitors. "Next on Interdimensional Cable, we've got, we've got TSA agents scanning luggage! There's a cool thing in that one there. That looks like an elephant skeleton!
#Xray #februllage2026 #februllage #collage #gluepaperscissors

How does a wizard get a witch in the mood?
Elixir
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What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.

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The three secrets of having healthy teeth.
Brush them no less than twice a day.
Visit a dentist no less than twice a year.
Keep your nose out of other people's business.

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What is Pink Floyd's gender pronoun?
Us/them

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What if it was your family? Taken to concentration camps, starved, abused, over a misdemeanor equivalent to jaywalking. Greed has poisoned men's souls.

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Be careful what you choose to wear every morning because if you die that day then it might become your ghost's costume forever
#costume #februllage2026 #februllage #collage #gluepaperscissors

I somehow managed to make it through high school mathematics while only being able to remember even numbers.
What are the odds?

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I planted some daffodils on Aunt Winnie's grave. She never liked them, but... after a while they started to grow on her.

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Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart...

#Heart #februllage2026 #februllage #collage #gluepaperscissors

I don't believe my friend's story about the time he fit a whole watermelon up his ass.
It's just too much of a stretch.

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What's the difference between US immigration law and a magnet?
A magnet has a positive side.

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In reality, plants are actually farming us, by giving us oxygen daily, until we all eventually decompose so they can consume us.
#plant #februllage2026 #februllage #collage #gluepaperscissors

What’s the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!"
The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

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To be happy you must eliminate two things: The fear of a bad future, and the memory of a bad past.

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I left my job as a Concrete Worker.
It just seemed to get HARDER and HARDER.

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Acid rain isn't as big of a problem as I thought it would be when I was younger.
When I heard there was an "acid rain" storm I imagined the rain drops burning the ground when they landed...

#rain #februllage2026 #februllage #collage #gluepaperscissors

Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains
This gives me hope for humanity.

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My neighbors listen to Smash Mouth's All Star a lot.
Whether they like it or not.

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A man went to a doctor's office with carrots sticking out of his butt, and broccoli coming out of his ears. The doctor took one look at him and said, “Well I can tell right away you are not eating right.”
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I decided not to go to the Swan Lake recital
I feel like I dodged a ballet

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Your temper is the only thing you can't get rid of by losing it
#boom #februllage2026 #collage #gluepaperscissors

Flow state

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The Gentlemen, Collage, 2012, Marisa Avelar: Collage of a group of young men with brown and blonde hair wearing various cardigans, ties and jackets. One is pointing off in the disance and all are looking down, on a patterned blue card backdrop and an illustration of mallard ducks with green heads and gray feathers.

The Gentlemen
Collage
2012

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Hey Good Lookin' - Hank Williams, Sr., Mixed Media, Marisa Avelar, 2011, a mixed media assemblage of a paper doll cowboy with a red button up shirt and a bandana with cowboy boots, a stetson hat and a patterned gingham shirt, random ephemera, a finial knob and rulers collaged as well as random air mail and old bank notes.

Hey Good Lookin' - Hank Williams, Sr.
Mixed Media
2011
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