A Writer's Mysterium writes, "You have 5 seconds to choose your fairy godmother. If it: - the wind - a plastic tub of mashed potatoes that spent so long on the frig wastelands it grew sentient and learned good magic - a oak that was once Betty White - a puppy in a witch hat and a tiny cape"

There's only one clear choice in my mind. It must be Betty White.

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