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The #hamsterhairedtosspot just said "This was a test for #NATO. This was a test. You can help us. You don't have to. But..if you [...] don't do that, we're going to remember. Just remember. Remember this in a number of months from now. Remember my statements"

Does that sound like a threat?

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As an aside to the shitshow that is our existence:
I've been offered an opportunity to play in an orchestra pit for Oklahoma!
It doesn't pay (don't care, dream opp.), but it's an 80-mile round trip for JUL & AUG. They need strings (even my mediocre arse). Petrol is spenno.
Thx #hamsterhairedtosspot

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#Hamsterhairedtosspot "...walking around with no, legs and no arms..."

How?

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So, listening to an #OvalOffice meeting on full volume, to hear if the #hamsterhairedtosspot #sharted live on camera, was not what I had originally planned to do this morning, yet here we are.

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Here we go.

Let the racist ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ฉ begin.

#hamsterhairedtosspot

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I'm sure US Military Leaders weren't expecting the #hamsterhairedtosspot to serve them this much ๐Ÿง‡ for breakfast. He's sooo generous.
Pass the Syrup.

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The #hamsterhairedtosspot is throwing around "2 weeks" again, like middle management throws dollar bills at a lunch buffet at a skeevy strip club.

Question: Do the cleaners at the White House have to use a toothbrush to clean the ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ฉ from the crevices of the gaudy, plastic, stuck on motifs?

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There's a lot of horseshit being piled on top of this waffle. No room for butter or syrup.

#hamsterhairedtosspot

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I see the muckspreading has started early today.

๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ฉ Everywhere!!

#hamsterhairedtosspot

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He wants to stop all mail in ballots.

Good luck in voting if you're in the Armed forces serving overseas. You're about to become disenfranchised.

#hamsterhairedtosspot

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"Nobody Loves me"
"Nobody thinks I am good at my job"

He is sooooooo needy. He's one big thirst trap.

Diddums is all I can say.

#hamsterhairedtosspot

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He was supposed to say beloved. He said believed.
Cognitively sound my arse.

#hamsterhairedtosspot

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Somebody is slurring this morning.

#hamsterhairedtosspot

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The #hamsterhairedtosspot said the reason he stopped talking to #Epstein was because "He did something inappropriate. He hired help."

Epstein hired Trump's people.

So, the reason why he stopped talking to him wasn't because he was a paedophile, but because he had the audacity to poach his staff.

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So, according to the #hamsterhairedtosspot no other president has taken a cognitive test.

๐Ÿ™„

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If I took a shot every time the #hamsterhairedtosspot said " #likenobodyhaseverseenbefore " I'd have a sponsor.

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Why does the #hamsterhairedtosspot chat to the press outside the shitter on #airforceone?

Is it so they can't distinguish between the ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ฉ and the greasy ๐Ÿ’ฉ he just laid?

#afaf #pottymouth

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These #socialsecurity "stats" that the #hamsterhairedtosspot is throwing out is because #musk's algorithm doesn't know how to interpret data.

How isn't anyone embarrassed?

#SOTU #StateoftheUnion

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The #hamsterhairedtosspot has never heard of #Lesotho because he's fucking imbecile. #addresstocongress

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My question is:
Did #Netanyahu bomb the feck out of #Gaza in order to make it far easier for the #HamsterHairedTosspot to build one of his shitty resorts on The Med?

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At what point can someone, who is exercising their First Amendment Right, call the #HamsterHairedTosspot a mother fecking c*nt? #AskingForAFriend #Afaf #1A

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Did Mexico capitulate to the #hamsterhairedtosspot? Or does it just look that way?

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To reiterate he's blaming:
#Obama
#Biden
#ATC
#FAA
#PeteButtegieg
#DEI
#Non-whites
#Peoplewithphysicaldisabilities
#Peoplewithlearningdifferences

The "man" is absolute scum. A sociopathic sack of shite.

#FeloniousDJT #Hamsterhairedtosspot #AirDisaster #DCA

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My jaw has dropped. I'm actually surprised my jaw has dropped. Over 60 people have more than likely died.
The #hamsterhairedtosspot is blaming both the Obama & Biden administrations.
He's thrown #ATC and the #FAA under the bus.
#FeloniousDJT

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Did the #hamsterhairedtosspot said that "nothing can destroy coal. Not even a bomb"? #wtf
Does he not know how coal works.

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The #hamsterhairedtosspot really thinks the US is going to its 250th Anniversary? #ambitious #Davos2025 #Davos

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The #hamsterhairedtosspot is addressing #Davos.
This planet is fucked.

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I made the mistake of turning on the telly.
Not only do I see that cruel, sack-of-shit, waste of DNA that is the #GovernorofTexas but the #hamsterhairedtosspot and he appears to be waffling on and on and on.
#inauguration #inaugurationofafelon

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#PamBondi seems to answer "I am not familiar with that statement" often when it comes to the #hamsterhairedtosspot statements.
She's either:
1) Lying
2) Been living in a box for 8 years
3) Sucking up to the felon
4) Hopped up on the Kool-Aid

None of which are great qualities for the #USAG

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The #hamsterhairedtosspot catchphrases are being bandied about and the conspiracy theories are coming thick and fast. #senateconfirmationhearings #USAG

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