So, listening to an #OvalOffice meeting on full volume, to hear if the #hamsterhairedtosspot #sharted live on camera, was not what I had originally planned to do this morning, yet here we are.

Trump abruptly ended his press conference all brokenhearted when he went to fart but instead he sharted!! 💩🤣 #Trump #WhiteHouse #PressConference #Brokenhearted #Sharted #CNN

Jus farded n that mf came with an addendum 💔💔 #sharted
#virgoseason

Just #Sharted

Oh, to be a poor suffering Knicks fan. Loyalty in sports can be a burden on the soul. It's also exhilarating when your team finally wins because of all that time devoted.
#notthisyear #goodluck #championshipdroughr #sharted #notinyourlifetime #chargers #simplejack

📺👀 #RobertFKennedyJR being grilled…I wouldn’t want to be in that seat because he probably #sharted 💩👖 Damn he is #nervousaf #swallow 😂😂😂😂😂 what was that he put in the side of his cheek, an edible?

Art by RipenSocks

I'm starting to think this world ain't so dandy #dandysworld #roblox #sad #reallymakesyouthink #deep #sharted

Big Macs and ass claps. #sharted

#haiku

Thick orange cream and wrinkles
A girdled man sharts across the stage
Rage! Gunshots ring loudly!

Dam No Gaulbladder Aka no grease trap And I sharted #sharted #Farted #wetfart

CHEESE 📸
#sona #horrorartist #sharted

Parody of Elon Musk

I think he did it again #musk #sharted

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