It has taken FOUR GODDAMNED HOURS TO GET THE SHIT OUT OF THE KIDS' CLOSET BECAUSE THEY WON'T STOP BEING ASSHOLES.
Someone come get them before I put them at the end of the drive with a sign that says "free to good home."
#havekidstheysaid
Gotta love those kids you created yourself. 😂😂😂 #justlaugh #kidsbelike #havekidstheysaid #favoritehairstyle #justwokeup #emaselegance #choosehappiness #smile #laughalittle
The 10 year old: let’s watch something old…. like a tv show from a long time ago.
Me: ok, sounds good: how about #ILoveLucy or #HappyDays?
10 year old: what’s this CatDog?!? How about that? Whoa it is from 1998!!!
Me: 🫥🥴😵💫
#ImOld #HaveKidsTheySaid #IYKYK
#CatDog #Cartoon
We had this pandemic pup and he turns 5 later this year and even tho we love him worst decision ever 😂 #HaveKidsTheySaid
My eldest child just told me at precisely 21:36 on a ruddy Sunday that he has food tech first thing and is making a fricking lasagne. You can imagine. #havekidstheysaid
Life with a toddler: chaos, comedy, and zero chill! 😂 #ToddlerLife #ParentingHumor #HaveKidsTheySaid
When you’ve changed the newborn’s diaper but SWEAR you can still smell poop and so you spend the next 30 minutes checking everything around you to see if you missed any poop #parenting #newbornmom #havekidstheysaid #itllbefuntheysaid
My daughter was invited to her first birthday party (she is 3 and the birthday girl is 4). A few thoughts:
1) I cannot be as old as the other parents
2) I cannot look that old
3) why is Jennifer Lopez blasted so loud ? #havekidstheysaid
