lol. Keyes won my county. #headslap

Oh My Land!
Been searching all over for Bulk Food Store, and it turned out there's one minutes away from Home!!! #ffs #headslap #OnTheWayHome

When the people making the pro-AI presentation can't figure out the Zoom audio #headslap

Homeless told to 'go home' as City of Joburg clears the streets for G20 summit Homeless told to 'go home' as City of Joburg clears the streets for G20 summit Some of Johannesburg’s inner-city homeless are in limbo as the City has been clearing them from the streets ahead of the G20 Summit – without a plan for where they should go.

Ahead of the #G20 in J'burg SA, police are clearning homeless encampments near the summit site by telling the homeless to "go home". #HeadSlap www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2025...

Just like Tide Pods funeral homes may need to start using child-proof cremains containers... or, you know, maybe keep the cremains of family members out of the reach of children! 😵‍💫🤯 👀 #HeadSlap #NoBrainer

Wow! Gemini! I didn't know Elon "st**e" engine #4!!! #headslap

Dad: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Kid: "OK."
Dad: "What do you call an academic who's epic?"
Kid: "I dunno."
Dad: "An epidemic."
Kid: "Ba dum 🤦‍♂️. What a cringey & dangerous joke, dad."
#dad #joke #dadjoke #kid #cringe #cringey #Dangerous #epic #academic #epidemic #head #slap #headslap

Tennessee Republican women’s group cites Hitler in promoting its reading list | Chattanooga Times Free Press The Tennessee Federation of Republican Women is coming under fire for providing parents a reading list for children that cites Adolf Hitler as an example of leadership.

Well, at least the country club will no longer host them! #HandSlap + #HeadSlap
www.timesfreepress.com/news/2025/ja...

OPT-DO-NOT-HELP-ME ?!!??!

#techbros #headslap

GitHub - uds-datalab/PDBF: PDBF - A Toolkit for Creating Janiform Data Documents PDBF - A Toolkit for Creating Janiform Data Documents - uds-datalab/PDBF

Nah. Nothing could *possibly* go wrong embedding an OS in you document. Nothing at all :-) #headslap https://github.com/uds-datalab/PDBF @craigstuntz

Rx with instructions of "take as directed." Me to patient,"did your doctor tell you how he wanted you to take this?" Patient,"No." #headslap

Them: I'm calling in a refill OK. Me: How many times then? Them: Um....I don't know. #headslap

#Amateur move yesterday. Typed my most secure password onscreen during presentation. Since been changed #headslap #sptechcon @SPTechCon

Quote from a nurse: "So the 0.25 is less than the 0.5, right?" #headslap

Me: "Some guy digging a trench cut my phone cable" @ATT "Unless we know it's a cable problem we can't come today" #headslap

Thanks Idaho. #bumpersticker #conservatives #headslap http://bit.ly/13wCDQX

Saint Peter better have his keys ready. You know Deacon Jones will #headslap the snot out of him if that gate isn't open.

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.@Fritolay renames Cracker Jacks to Cracker Jack'd. Jack'd is a gay social network app, people. http://www.jackd.mobi/ #headslap

intelligence is both a blessing & a curse. some of the most logical people can be so f*ing illogical sometimes (myself included) #headslap

If you'll trade 3 picks for 1 spot, shoulda traded 5 picks for 2 spots. #RG3 #browns #headslap

C'mon, if #headslap is trending - did anyone post this yet? ;) @PauleyP @M_Weatherly @SeanHMurray @BrianDietzen

Pat has a cold, and I just accidentally used his toothbrush. #doomed #headslap

I wonder who has been getting all the texts I've been sending to wrong numbers. #headslap

Warner Bros. Records has a no-podcasting policy for their artists? Sucks for @theteganandsara and @polarisprize. #fail #headslap