Slacquer Okay

@slacquer.bsky.social

19 hours ago

My lava lamp has failed. It was a new bulb, the filament looks intact. Any suggestions before I buy more bulbs?

#lavalamp #groovy #helpmeiaminhell

@wordlicious.bsky.social

1 year ago

For example half this airport lounge has somehow struck up conversation with one another about how they have "never seen a delay like this." Reader, they are delayed by 3 hours. #helpmeiaminhell

Nukleopatrick

@nukleopatrick.bsky.social

1 year ago

Seagram's gin tastes like bubble gum. #HelpMeIAmInHell

karmacat

@karmacat.bsky.social

14 years ago

Damn you, free credit report and your jingles. #stuckinmyhead #helpmeiaminhell