Jane’s Kill Competency Test: Post-Apocalyptic Edition

To pass, you’ll need:
🧃 The ability to weaponise juice boxes
🧨 Emotional detachment from your neighbour’s screams
🗺️ A map. But like, a paper one. You’re old school.

What skill gets you killed first?

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Marin’s Rulebook (abridged):
If in doubt, stab first.
If not in doubt, stab cleaner.
Don’t trust anyone who says “trust me.”
Pie is acceptable collateral damage.
Therapy is for people who aren’t good with knives.

#HolidayQuickKills

It’s Obon in Kyoto.
The lanterns are floating.
And one assassin just wrecked the ritual.
Crimson Little Dragon is live.
Yakuza. Honour. A kill with no margin for error.
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💣 Last chance!
Explosive Little Firecracker is $0.99 — but only until midnight.
Fireworks. A bomb. One assassin is done playing nice.
Tick, tick, boom.
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Jane said, “No stabbing. Take a break.”
I went home. Found my sister’s killer living up the street.
Oops.
💀 Merry Little Vengeance
📚 Short. Sharp. FREE.
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Who needs a Valentine when you can have Marin and a novelette packed with snark, suspense, and sharp objects? 💔
📚 Find out how she spends her day:
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Be my Valentine… or don’t.
Either way, someone’s getting shot. 💘🔪
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