I will be in the pawffice first thing in the morning. #HotPinkLegalSolutions
Your pawffice is still available.
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Haz yuoze talkdt two @minxyjinxy.bsky.social bowt joynink #HotPinkLegalSolutions ?
@flashtastic.bsky.social I'm so glad to see you, but sad to hear you've been denied meats.
I will work on your case.
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You comin back to work?
Are you ready for it?
The phones might be ringing off the hook! #HotPinkLegalSolutions
Yeah, that's cool too!!
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Thank you @drfranb.bsky.social for makin this purrmotional video!!
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@mandolineace.bsky.social
Falsely pawccused?
Starved?
Hoom makin noises without your purrmission?
Call #HotPinkLegalSolutions!!
We will fight for you!!
@mandolineace.bsky.social
I'm working on a commercial for the #HotPinkLegalSolutions pawffice.
*posts signs around the neighbourhood*
#HotPinkLegalSolutions
#Hedgewatch
tuxedo cat with bowtie in pink office
"I haff started legul proceedinks. U will be well repurrsented."- Charlie, Esq. Attorney at Paw, #hotpinklegalsolutions
I work promoting bono for kitties, doggos, floppies & claws.
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And rightly so
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Would you like to retain my pawffice?
Please make sure they have my business card. #HotPinkLegalSolutions
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βFortunately I amb an attorney at paw!β #hotpinklegalsolutions
ZzzzzzzzZzzz.....*snorts in her sleep*....Wut??! Who's there??!
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*answers the phone*
Hello? #HotPinkLegalSolutions
We also have the bestest team!
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In the meantime, @thesophiebear.bsky.social, let me show you around the #HotPinkLegalSolutions pawffice.
The front pawffice, my pawffice, Flash's, should he return to Bluesky & work, the staff lunchroom...there are more rooms but they haven't been done up yet.
Hmm..
*wonders when she'll see the bill*
#HotPinkLegalSolutions
When can I see it all?
Can we help @thesophiebear.bsky.social fix up one of our spare pawffices for her own? She's been a purralegal for a long time.
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Tanks so muchly, yoos da bestest! #HotPinkLegalSolutions
Nuttin good, I'm sure
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I'll open a case file for you.
Come by the pawffice as soon as you can, and we'll discuss your legal options.
NOOOOOOO!!!!
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What's happening??
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@jolo729.bsky.social
The #HotPinkLegalSolutions pawffice will be closed while we grieve the loss of the legendary naughty kitty himself, @naughtypussycat.bsky.social, Zin, my husband & best furriend.
So @crischalcedony.bsky.social do you wanna do a survey or take some other action?
#HotPinkLegalSolutions
Could be, yes
And if there's a precedent or not can help us
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Hmm...sounds like stalking!!
Maybe slip my business card to some of em birbs?
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*turns all of em on, and plugs in the space heater*
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