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"I haff started legul proceedinks. U will be well repurrsented."- Charlie, Esq. Attorney at Paw, #hotpinklegalsolutions
tuxedo cat with bowtie in pink office
"I haff started legul proceedinks. U will be well repurrsented."- Charlie, Esq. Attorney at Paw, #hotpinklegalsolutions
I work promoting bono for kitties, doggos, floppies & claws.
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And rightly so
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Would you like to retain my pawffice?
Please make sure they have my business card. #HotPinkLegalSolutions
Tuxedo cat with bowtie on in pink office
βFortunately I amb an attorney at paw!β #hotpinklegalsolutions
ZzzzzzzzZzzz.....*snorts in her sleep*....Wut??! Who's there??!
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*answers the phone*
Hello? #HotPinkLegalSolutions
We also have the bestest team!
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In the meantime, @thesophiebear.bsky.social, let me show you around the #HotPinkLegalSolutions pawffice.
The front pawffice, my pawffice, Flash's, should he return to Bluesky & work, the staff lunchroom...there are more rooms but they haven't been done up yet.
Hmm..
*wonders when she'll see the bill*
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When can I see it all?
Can we help @thesophiebear.bsky.social fix up one of our spare pawffices for her own? She's been a purralegal for a long time.
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Tanks so muchly, yoos da bestest! #HotPinkLegalSolutions
Nuttin good, I'm sure
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I'll open a case file for you.
Come by the pawffice as soon as you can, and we'll discuss your legal options.
NOOOOOOO!!!!
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What's happening??
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@jolo729.bsky.social
The #HotPinkLegalSolutions pawffice will be closed while we grieve the loss of the legendary naughty kitty himself, @naughtypussycat.bsky.social, Zin, my husband & best furriend.
So @crischalcedony.bsky.social do you wanna do a survey or take some other action?
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Could be, yes
And if there's a precedent or not can help us
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Hmm...sounds like stalking!!
Maybe slip my business card to some of em birbs?
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*turns all of em on, and plugs in the space heater*
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Preoccupied by birbs??
Outside birbs??
Why??
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GET IN QUICK!!
AND CLOSE THE WINDOW!!
Its cold!! #HotPinkLegalSolutions
Hmm...that wasn't much explanation.
*thinks*
We could do a survey to determine if any other kitties have had chili dogs...
Or we could explore making demands for compawsation...
What do you think?
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We'd need more information first: why were you denied the chili dog? Were you pawvided with an explanation? Were you pawvided with an alternative snack or treat? #HotPinkLegalSolutions
Welcome to the #HotPinkLegalSolutions pawffice....
But if you'd kindly not levitate around, that be great! πΉ
Aww thanks Chessie
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If you need a safe space you're welcome to hunker down here too #HotPinkLegalSolutions
Furriends, I'm takin shelter in our pawffice, here at #HotPinkLegalSolutions, as the hooms have lost their minds & allowed a winter storm to take over us.
Any critter, floof, doggo or flappy needing support, just message me below.
Stay safe
#snowmaggedon #Hedgewatch
Morning Chessie, what's up?
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