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Apple’s New iPhone Requires You to Say Please Apple’s latest iPhone won’t unlock unless you ask nicely. The new Politeness Recognition Engine enforces manners, tone-checks your voice, and gives Siri the power to judge you.

BREAKING: The new iPhone won’t work unless you say please.
Siri now tone-checks your voice, locks your screen if you’re rude, and sighs audibly when interrupted.

Tech just got emotionally unstable.

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