Aliens are real, and them tariffs are illegal. So, what comes tomorrow? Anybody care to gander a guess?? 👀 #noseriously #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Uhm... Okay. So, does this make that ICE Agent eligible for a FIFA peace prize or nah? 👀 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Y'all ready for the SEMIQUINCENTENNIAL? That's a mouthful. Somebody needs to come up with a shorter way to say it. How about the #USCCL? 👀 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether

Are we sending Epstein in with another 3 spooks to haunt Trump again this Christmas, or nah?? I can pitch in to get more links for his chain... 👻🌲 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #achristmascarol #scrooged #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Okay, so lemme get this straight: Trump now says that Republicans should vote to release the files he just finished telling us don't exist, never existed, were just a hoax. Do I have that right? 👀 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #releasetheepsteinfiles #ucantmakethisshitup #letsbeINFAMOUStogether

Okay... So, if Dwayne Johnson was gay and did gay porn, would he be known as Rock Bottom? 👀 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Anyone else notice they sacrificed that Cracker only to resurrect him 3 days later? Anyways... Where's them Epstein files??? #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong Happy Easter!! ...or, whatever. 👀

Okay... So I heard Ghislaine Maxwell lied to protect Trump, but what about the Epstein Files? Can they be released now??? 👀 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #noseriously #releasetheepsteinfiles #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #yerdoinitwrong

What's the over under on JD Vance ending up on Dancing With The Stars? 👀 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong