Fart jokes are still funny.
I haven't Cry Laughed, where tears came down my face in *years*.

#lyssnkyleshow
#maritalbliss
#ipeedmyself
#moisturizeme

Yay to have internet again..
And PS.. how I love to piss in my pants 💦 #pee #peepants #pissypants #wetmyself #ipeedmyself #wetpants

the boogeydeer breaking into your house while you sleep

GUYS DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW disturbingdeer.bsky.social OR ELSE THE BOOGEY-DEER WILL COME INTO YOUR ROOM AT NIGHT AND BITE YOUR TOES

#deer #scary #ipeedmyself