Q) Why did the computer cross the road?
A) To get a byte to eat.
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There are only 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
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#Linux #tux #fun
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Tak nevím.... 🤔
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Ajťáci se tímto jokem baví, děti a vnuci již méně. 😆
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Real Life? Never Heard Of That Server. 😂
I live in 127.0.0.1.
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What’s Your Address? IPv6 or MAC?
You know it’s love when they ask for your IP.
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Debugging
Definition: The process of removing bugs.
Reality: The process of realizing why your previous fix broke everything.
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Launch First, Deny Later
"What do you mean, it crashed?"
"That’s not a bug, it’s a feature."
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We’ll Test It in Production
QA? ✅
Unit tests? ✅
Production test? …deployed anyway.
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#dotnet
I have been hunting for a phantom bug this week.
I believe someone added it to the library
And then obfuscated it.
Now I am trying to find and fix this #bug.
#dotnet
#csharp
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Aus Langeweile gibt es heute mal einen in Linux verpackten "Deine Mutter Witz"
chmod -R 777 /home/mother
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Tried to find my doctor’s office but I could not. #itjokes