I’m trying to fuckin run here and Guy Fieri is housing a goddamn pork roll sandwich ruining my life

#jerseykid #porkroll

[reads transcript of recent @lairofsecrets.bsky.social Fallout 2d20 episode]

Damn it, Riverside, I said "water" not "wooder".

Why, yes, I am from New Jersey. Why do you ask? #JerseyKid

Happy Bday, #Jerseykid, 🤩