Julycanthrope thirty-one. Hammerhead Shark. During the day of her change, this wereshark's glasses are perfectly useless to this new shape of head. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #hammerhead #shark #glasses

A werehyena goes to a comedy club. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #hyena #comedy #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope twenty-nine. Guinea Pig. The unfortunate thing about being a wereguineapig is that while you're changed, everything is frightening and you are not smart. You ask everyone if they are a wizard and you poop a lot. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #guinea #pig #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope twenty-eight. Polar Bear. The cool thing about being a werebear of the polar variety is that you get to go ice fishing buck naked. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #polar #bear #ice #fishing #lycanthrope #naked

Julycanthrope number twenty seven. Heron. When you're a wereheron on your way to work and you spy a tasty, delicious, scrumptious-looking werefrog. Or as I like to call it, the problem with Zootopia. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #heron #frog #zootopia #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope twenty six. Boar. The wereboar likes to try out open mic comedy nights. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #boar #comedy #pig #hog #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope twenty five. Saber Tooth Tiger. Stupid, sexy saber tooth. Everyone's always falling in love with his amazing canines. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #saber #tooth #cat #tiger #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope twenty four. Snail. A speedster! Now a possessor fo the speed force, speed snail can fight crime and leave a trail for the police! #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #snail #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope 23. Weasel. It's very hard to find clothes that fit if you are a were-weasel. You will involuntarily sport a bare midriff whether you like it or not. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #weasel #stoat #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope 22. Jellyfish. The beautiful and haunting were-jellyfish floats through the air. They are fragile and beautiful but their sting can kill. Clear a path and just watch as they float by during a full moon. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #jellyfish #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope 21. Moose. Please, if you are a were-moose, do NOT go to the movie theater during a full moon. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #moose #cinema #lycanthrope

Surprisingly, there are WAY more American bald eagles in Canada than in the USA. So when he changes on the full moon, the Canadian were-eagle needs to advertise that he is, in fact, Canadian. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #eagle #baldeagle #bald #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope number nineteen. Slug. Back in '58, pro wrestling was terrified when, once every full moon, the terrifying Wereslug would take the ring. No one could hold on to his slippery form. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #slug #wrestling #lycanthrope

Ahoy me hearties. 'Tis julycanthrope number 18. Squid. Gather 'round on the poopdeck for Cap'n Shorehater's harrowing tale of the night he was bitten by a ravenous weresquid! #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #squid #captain #pirate #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope number seventeen. Miss seahorse is showing off the peak beach body; a firm, rigid tail, a smooth proboscis, and flexible, clear, translucent fins. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #seahorse #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope number sixteen. Ram. Were-rams love heavy metal concerts and mosh pits. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #ram #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope number fifteen. Beaver. This werebeaver likes to take himself to a nice dinner once in a while. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #beaver #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope number fourteen. Vulture. This werevulture really misses the late 60s/early 70s. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #vulture #lycanthrope

Julycanthropy number thirteen. Chipmunk. The problem with being a werechipmunk is a pathological need to steal, store, and gorge on nuts every full moon. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #chipmunk #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope number twelve. It's hard to be a porcupine.
#julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #porcupine #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope number eleven. Bat. You can always catch this fun-loving, precocious werebat hanging around her favorite places every full moon. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #bat #lycanthrope

One drawback to being a lycanthrope is that certain animals, like the crocodile, don't really suit the bipedal body type. This one has to bend at the waist to truly look forward. Quite awkward. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #crocodile #lycanthrope

Julycanthropy number nine. Mole. This weremole found a great job literally doing the graveyard shift, digging graves for a cemetery at night. During the full moon, he doesn't even need a shovel. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #mole #lycanthrope #cemetery #gravedigger

Julycanthropy number eight. Lemur. Bitten by a werelemur during the war in the jungle, this veteran returns to lemur form every full moon with a thousand-yard lemur stare. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #lemur #lycanthrope

Julycanthrope number seven. Being a weresloth can leave you unsuited to certain pursuits, unfortunately. Like juggling, for instance.
#julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #sloth #lycanthrope

The problem with being a were-antelope is that you're terrified of pretty much everything. Being easily startled and having super speed and gravity-defying leaps rarely work out well indoors. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #antelope #lycanthrope

Julycanthropy number five. Anteater. Once every full moon, the were-anteater can finally, blissfully reach the bottom of every Pringles can. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #anteater #lycanthrope #pringles

Julycanthropy number four. Aardvark. Aartie 'Double EH' Boehner. This uncouth character hangs around the seedier bars looking to get lucky on the full moon. A proud Canadian with an open carry permit and class out the wazoo. #julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #aardvark #lycanthrope

Julycanthropy number three. Frog. After a smooth transformation, he seeks out his own hot tub where he will remain immobile, hoping for rain, and watching for bugs in the moonlight. One of the more peaceful lycanthropes.
#julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #frog #lycanthrope

Julycanthropy number two. Platypus. That unholy car crash of vertebrate possibility table scraps. An evolution smoothie, if you will. A disconcerting crisis of identity with every transformation.
#julycanthropy2025 #julycanthrope #julycanthropy #platypus #lycanthrope