uhhhh hi so i stream on twitch, but haven’t been able to in a super long time because #justmomthings, lol. but uhhhhh baby goes to bed in about an hour and fiancé just left for work for a few hours so👀👀👀 your pal’s gonna stream again tonight????👀👀👀👀 see you in about an hour, hour and a half?👀👀👀
2000s*. sorry #sleepdeprived #momlife #justmomthings #donttalktometilihavemyjava
I'm milfmaxxing so hard lately. I'm in the kitchen making her favorite dinners. I'm at the store buying his favorite clothes. I'm in the bedroom doing her favorite moves. I'm on the computer making his favorite porn
idk if all these are still #justmomthings but my womb shivers say yes
Me when young: Oh god, some creep in a minivan honked at me.
Now, total mom-mode, turns to kid: So which one of your friend's mom drives a VW ID?
#justmomthings
drank too much coffee accidentally experienced ego death #JustMomThings
Trying to use the bathroom in peace and now I have a dozen Little People toys sitting on my lap. I think it's time for my daughter to get used to the idea of closed doors. 🙃 #justmomthings
teaching bell pepper how to throw rocks at their enemies #justmomthings
dropping my kid off at daycare before I beat someone's ass #justmomthings
Like... dying?!?! XDDD #livelaughlove #facebook #justmomthings 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️🦚❤️❤️
Toddler game idea: Friday the 13th Tag. Chase them around the house at a brisk walking pace while they run their silly little slow Muppet run. You'll always catch up to them, especially if they're like my child and fall every 20 feet.
#justmomthings
It has begun. The refusal to let me go to the bathroom in peace... she busted through the gate, stormed the bathroom, slammed the door shut and is now patting my leg and telling me I'm doing a good job. 🙃
#momlife #justmomthings
Selfie of a tired mom wearing a sleeveless lavender sweater, sitting on a chair. She smiles while desperately wanting another coffee.
Had a doc appt and used it as an excuse to dress up. #JustMomThings 🙃
Thankfully Travon does the overnights & I sleep on the couch (by choice lol). But even w sleeping on the couch I still naturally wake up bc #justmomthings or I’ll hear Travon in the kitchen (since it’s literally right there) making a bottle😩
Wenn man nicht weiß, wie häufig man nachts wach war wegen dem Kind und dann seine Smartwatch fragt und diese keinen Schlaf erkannt hat. 🫠 #justmomthings
yeah Visine is good but have you ever had a little guy crawl over you and drool directly into your eye #JustMomThings
Having to ask friends who also have kids for help on how to take care of your kid’s tamagotchi when they forgot about it in the morning 😅 #justmomthings
