A cinematic shot of Ifan and Riol having a clandestine meeting in the Gold Saucer during early Heavensward. Ifan is in disguise, wearing the attire of a well-to-do Ul'dahn gentleman and having glamoured his hair to dye it black with a few greying streaks to make himself look older - something aided by a pair of round spectacles. He's leaning his chin on one hand while he holds a drink in a lowball glass in the other and is speaking to Riol, who is leaning back against the bar next to him with a wry smile on his face. The caption is taken from the lyrics to 'Put On Your Sunday Clothes' from Hello Dolly! and reads 'Brilliantine and Dime Cigars'.

Day 10 - Gold Saucer

"Leavin' naught to chance, I see," Riol chuckled, noting the magician had even glamoured the color of his chest hair. "Match all over?"

Ifan snorted as he raised his glass to his lips.

"Tell me some good news, and I might let you take a peek."

#febhyurary | #kaleidopose

A cinematic shot of Ifan and Raya-O-Senna walking through a sunlit path somewhere in the Twelveswood. Raya-O is leading with her staff in her left hand as she looks back at Ifan with a wry, almost mischievous smile, while Ifan trudges along behind her with his arms crossed and a graceless pout on his face. The caption reads 'Water Erodes Earth', which is one of the Three Conquests described in the Eorzean cycle of the elements and refers to Raya-O's method of teaching her half-willing student.

Day 9 - Heal

"You seem to have given an unusual amount of thought towards healing people," she observed. "For one trained as a thaumaturge.”

“I don’t buy into the Ossuary’s obsession with destruction and death, if that’s what you’re implying,” Ifan replied, quietly.

#febhyurary | #kaleidopose

Ifan and Hancock fleeing from a monster atop Mount Rokkon. Ifan has his teeth grit and bared as he's carrying Hancock in his arms and leaping down from atop a cliff, while Hancock's mouth is open in a gasp as he's clearly frightened out of his wits by both the pursuit and the sudden leap. The caption is in Japanese and reads 光る英雄 東アルデナード商会の王子を救いに, translated to "A Shining Hero Rescues the Prince of the East Aldenard Trading Company"

Day 8 - Mount

"You trust me, aye?" Ifan asked, airily.

"Naturally," said Hancock, still trying to hide his rising panic. "Fondness aside, perhaps we might make more haAA—!!"

His words were cut off as a yell escaped him, followed by what remained of his composure.

#febhyurary | #kaleidopose

A cinematic shot of Evander Flint in Solution 9. He's high up overlooking the commercial plaza, relaxing with his bow and quiver removed and leaning on the nearby wall, but despite the casual posture in which he's sitting and the gimme cat soda held loosely in his left hand, his expression is rather blank bordering on frustrated. The caption reads "The Hero Who Wasn't"

Day 7 - Technology

"Do you use feral souls for hunting?"

Flint snorted derisively, but his expression didn't change.

"Shite's a gimmick for showboaters, and there's enough of those at the Arcadion," he said. "Magic and arrows suit me just fine. I like the challenge."

#febhyurary | #kaleidopose

A cinematic shot of Ifan walking back to Mord Souq from the Inn at Journey's Head in Ahm Araeng. It's an empty landscape lit by the endless light staining the sky; however, his shadow is not his but instead Fray's looming silhouette, indicating his presence. The caption reads: "Small mercies," he soothed. "Small mercies upon the path towards the greater prize."

Day 6 - Vacation

"Prize, hm?"

Fray's eye narrowed, almost a wink.

"The accomplishment," he said, indulgently. "Saving a world which doesn't know you, and doesn't fear the dark."

Ifan paused at this.

"…No Warrior of Light," he breathed.

Fray nodded. "…Just you."

#febhyurary | #kaleidopose

A cinematic shot of Ifan, Jacke, and Oboro resting on a stone fence and having a peaceful afternoon in Limsa Lominsa. Jacke is on the right side of the frame playing a lute with a smile smile, while Ifan and Oboro look on seeming very smitten in their own ways; Oboro has a small smile and is tilting his head while he sits with one arm propped on on his knee, while Ifan is leaning forward on the fence with his chin resting against the back of his hands while his eyes practically sparkle at Jacke. The caption is a set of lyrics taken from "Long Long Time" by Linda Ronstadt, but altered to fit Jacke's speech pattern: "An' I think I'm gonna love ye... Fer a long, long time..."

Day 5 - Music

"You play?" he laughed. Ifan's face carried a hint of incredulity, but there was nonetheless an interested gleam within his wine-dark eyes which had Jacke's fingers itching for the strings.

"M'not all chiffs and clankers, colt," he answered, grinning.

#febhyurary | #kaleidopose

A cinematic shot of Granson Ketchthane watching Ifan finish off a Sin Eater in Lakeland. The Crystarium is visible in the background against the endless light in the sky, while Granson stands in the midground with his arms crossed as he watches the grisly scene before him. Ifan and the Sin Eater are largely off camera, with only part of the Sin Eater's head and Ifan's hand and staff being visible. Judging by the framing, it appears Ifan is about to deliver a coup de grace; the crescent head of his staff, Tsukuyomi's Cane, frames Granson's pensive, almost troubled expression. The caption at the bottom of the shot reads "Call 'em as I see 'em", which taken with the text implies Granson views Ifan as a killer like himself.

Day 3 - Tank

"Noticed you aren't keen on sharing when it comes to yourself, killer," Granson observed, his eyes not leaving Ifan's back.

The man in white merely let out a grunt as he kept a pace Granson could easily match.

"Told you to stop calling me that," he said.

#febhyurary | #kaleidopose

Ifan with a mullet lounging on a couch in Solution 9 in nothing but a black jockstrap patterned with magenta hearts while he takes a hit off a pink vape and winks at the viewer. He's got his legs propped up and spread so everything is on display and has one arm draped on the back of the couch invitingly. Slut.

this is a targeted attack against certain oomfs (you know who you are)

#kaleidopose

Rhalgr's Reach during the Garlean surprise attack at the beginning of Stormblood. Ifan is unconscious in the pool in the center of the reach, having blasted himself into it to avoid getting bisected by Zenos. He's being rescued by Lyse, who has one arm around his chest and is struggling to pull him back to shore with grit teeth and an angry, almost desperate expression at the prospect of losing yet another person.

Day 2 - Splash

"The remnants of the flare had barely faded before Lyse dove in without a second thought. It took her a few moments, but... there! A splash of white and red, and yet more red in a thin trail from where the Prince had managed to strike him on the side."

#febhyurary | #kaleidopose

A cinematic shot of a scene Eastern Thanalan. Ifan, wearing his ARR outfit, is in the foreground with his back to the viewer and has his thumb raised as he attempts to hitch a ride from a chocobo carriage (implied to be Brendt's). The morning sun is rising in the upper right and is partially obscured by yet shining through the twisted crystalline construct of the Burning Wall. The caption reads: "Once upon a time, in Thanalan."

Day 1 - At The Beginning

"Not an easy life, for certain, both difficult and dangerous; but as Dedelai had noted all those years ago, Ifan was possessed of bravery and cleverness enough he stood a solid chance of making something of himself as an adventurer."

#febhyurary | #kaleidopose

:smiles:

#kaleidopose

Art/Gpose train!

If you're reading this consider yourself tagged 🫵

#kaleidopose

For the first time since the time before the last that cursed train had blasted by his home... Lumull found himself well and truly speechless.

#kaleidopose | #7.4spoilers

A POV shot of Hancock on one of the couches in the Ruby Bazaar. He's naked and jerking his t-dick with his left hand while his right holds a tomestone on which an image of Ifan having a wank and showing off is visible. Judging by the background of the image, it appears Ifan is in Tuliyollal and has sent some dirty pictures and/or videos to keep Hancock entertained in his absence.

お久しぶりですね?

#kaleidopose | #nsfw

Ifan and Ardbert relaxing together sans clothes at an inn room in Ishgard. Ardbert is on his back with his lead in Ifan's lap while Ifan looks over him; both have content smiles on their faces as they idly touch each other.

¹ This was once revealed to me in a dream.

#kaleidopose | #nsfw

Ifan and Jacke in the pre-ARR days enjoying an evening together at the place where the horny like 9/11 guy usually hangs out. Ifan's back is to the viewerand he's letting out a pleased gasp as a grinning Jacke grabs his ass and pulls their hips flush.

Talk to me, baby
I'm goin' blind from this sweet, sweet craving whoa-oh
Let's lose our minds and go fuckin' crazy
I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean

#kaleidopose | #leolights

A Fate/Grand Order servant card featuring my Warrior of Light, Ifan Kaleid, standing in front of Ul'dah. Character art is by @lby2k99 on bluesky.

じゃ, マスター!

そろそろ出陣の時間ではないかしら？

#kaleidopose

a two panel comic. the upper panel shows sphene aiming a sniper rifle with grit teeth, while the second panel shows what she sees through her scope: namely calyx in his fuckass squirrel costume browsing his tomestone

just remembered i can gpose whatever i want #7.4spoilers #kaleidopose

Ifan in Solution 9 with True Vue and the Arcadion in the background. On the left side of the image he's beaming at the viwer while wearing the outfit in which he arrived to Tural, but his face cuts off at an abrupt angle to transition into his Red Seraph costume in which he glares at the viewer absent the earring and headscarf which he's worn since A Realm Reborn.

The faces we wear.

#kaleidopose

"Aren't they the Blowjob Brothers?"
"They can do other things! Why shouldn't they?"

#kaleidopose | #nsfw

Ifan and Deep Blue in the greenroom. Ifan is wearing his Red Seraph costume sans his pants, showing off his erect cock, and he's squatting on Deep Blue's face who is grabbing his thighs and eating his ass with gusto. Ifan is busy on Deep Blue's tomestone, however, texting Red Hot. Red Hot: bro, come over Red Hot: ifan's not at tritails Ifan: He knows. Ifan sends a selfie of himself with Deep Blue sucking his cock. Red Hot: bro?! Ifan sends a series of emojis implying he's asking if Red Hot wants to DP him. Red Hot: ...omw

bro...

#kaleidopose | #nsfw

Ifan in his apartment in Ul'dah, paying for weed in kind (i.e. they're having sex). He's riding Lejo naked with his cock resting on Lejo's stomach, and running his fingers through Lejo's chest fuzz as Lejo looks up at him with a mildly exhausted look. Ifan is contentedly enjoying a lit joint. Fun fact this was gposed to 'the Mirror' in honor of the blowjob brothers. :salutes:

Fucking the weed man for weed. 🌿 (feat. @naejlas-axe.bsky.social)

#kaleidopose | #nsfw

Ifan and Dancing Green locked in combat in the Arcadion. Dancing Green is using his feral soul and is charging up an attack while Ifan, who is wearing his Red Seraph costume, is leaping up and back to avoid it. The crowd is going wild in the background.

Ifan and Dancing Green locked in coitus in a Solution 9 apartment. Dancing Green is on the edge of the bed propped up on one elbow while Ifan rides him reverse cowgirl, both of their junk facing the window. The crowd is (presumably) going wild in the background.

🎶❤️‍🔥Ride the Rhythm ❤️‍🔥🎶

#kaleidopose | #nsfw

A two panel comic parodying the infamous lunch scene between Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon . In the first panel, the Tyrant holds an electrope mug of coffee while he gazes down and off to the side with a wistful smile and says "I like nice tits. Always have, how 'bout you?" In the second panel, Meteor Survivor sits there stoically and replies "I like having nice tits."

that scene from showgirls but it's meteor and the tyrant

#7.4spoilers | #kaleidopose

lumull with his goggles down doing the akira slide in solution 9, shittily edited to feature smoke trails and sparks from the drift skids. insomnia! *jazz hands*

my sleep schedule is f*cked for a variety of reasons so instead of me being a responsible adult please have this badly edited gpose of lumull doing the akira drift in solution 9 #7.4spoilers #kaleidopose

it is foggy and late at night in urqopacha. a yan stands atop a cart and stares down at you with its head tilted. it's just standing there. menacingly.

the creature approaches with malicious intent

#kaleidopose

Ifan walking with his master and adopted father, Dedelai, in Ul'dah during a visit for Heavensturn. Ifan is wearing his Arcadion outfit and regaling Dedelai regarding his exploits in Tural with a grin, while Dedelai listens with a fond smile.

And a Happy Heavensturn 🥂

#kaleidopose | #leolights

Ifan and Lumull sitting on a bench in Treno, red-eyed, both obviously stoned as shit. Lumull has just taken a hit off of a rainbow bong while Ifan leans back and stares into space.

Eyaney and Krile are gonna beat their asses so bad

#7.4spoilers | #kaleidopose

Oh, you know. WoL things.

#kaleidogram | #kaleidopose