AO3 work screenshot Treat Me Rough, That I Might Feel It Less by Dr Amuly The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Movie 2025) No Archive Warnings Apply, Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani/Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, First time anal, First ime Bottoming, Bottom Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani, Top Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, Crying During Sex, yusuf gets a lot of big feelings, some taboo thoughts about crusader/captive plundering, yusuf does not voice things but he's having some thoughts, i'm not sure how to tag for that, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings It wasn't even that the thought of the act excited him so-although it did, he was old and well-traveled enough to admit it to himself, it did. It was more so that Nicolò had gone first. His beautiful, fierce, fearless Nicolò had plunged ahead: not with gritted teeth or resignation, but with a fire burning in his belly, to discover, feel, experience, live. It was one of the thousand things Yusuf loved about that man. It was the most he loved about that man. Or: It's Yusuf's turn to try out this whole anal sex thing Part 2 of Galen's Secret Language: English Words: 4,815

Everyone ends up in Constantinople. They'd already been there twice, to Yusuf's great chagrin. First as a stop-over when they were traveling to the east, searching for those women in their dreams. But then their hunt proved fruitless for a year, for five, and Nicolò had grown anxious about his mother, his homeland, and they made the journey back through the city astride two continents. Now they returned a third time, fleeing from their Thessaloniki home of five years. "Fleeing" was probably a strong word-they had left Darius in good spirits, told him to write (they would not), and walked away from their rooms with all their possessions packed up and on their backs. Not close to the worst way they had left a place, in this strange life of theirs. But they had still left under some duress, if mostly in their minds. Nicolò had been injured on the docks; sailors had seen, perhaps. Darius had seen, perhaps. No one had asked questions, yet. But it was best, they knew, to leave before such questions started occurring in the minds of the men around them. Best to leave their friend Darius happy and hale, than let those suspicions fester like an open sore in his mind. After weeks of sailing, the gleaming gem of the Middle Sea-at least, for the Byzantines, for the Christians-Constantinople arose on the horizon before them, the walls of Galata shimmering in the afternoon sun. Yusuf elbowed Nicolo, who elbowed him back, as they stood at the railing of the ship, sea spray hitting their faces and wind whipping their hair. It was a good day. It would be a good

Wrote a little porny nothing about Joe’s first time bottoming. 4.8k, enjoy. #Kaysanova #JoeNicky archiveofourown.org/works/68387876

Screen shot of an Ao3 fic. Our Get-Along Cot by Dr_Amuly The Old Guard (Movie 2020) No Archive Warnings Apply, Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani/Nicky | Nicolo di Genova, Nile Freeman, Booker | Sebastien le Livre, Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani, Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, POV Nile Freeman, Canon Compliant, Missing Scene, The Old Guard 2 - Freeform "Okay so they've done this before?" Nile asked. "Because the way they've been carrying on, it's like... boy. They don't know how to work their shit out? By now?" He nodded out to the yard, where Joe and Nicky's voices could still be heard faintly rising and falling. "Are they arguing in Italian or English?" "Some Italian, some English." Booker shook his head. "Nah, they're alright then. It's only nuclear if they both revert to their native languages." Or: Nile worries about Nicky and Joe going to bed angry. Booker's been around too long not to know better than that. Language: English Words: 3,633

The house was a little eclectic, but Nile figured that was par for the course for a something-thousand-year-old dude who'd been alone ninety-nine percent of the time. There were some things that were so unfamiliar Nile couldn't really place their use-some items in the kitchen, for instance, Nile presumed were used for cooking? Cutting? Brewing?-but would have to properly investigate to hope to uncover their use, and hey: she was a guest in this guy's home, and her mama had raised her right. There were other things that made more sense but were also somewhat inconvenient, given their current circumstances. There were two bedrooms —one more than she expected there to be, honestly-and so Tuah had left for the shops when they arrived and returned a few hours later with some foam cot mattresses, bedding, and pillows. Copley, Nile, and Booker had taken one for each of themselves, setting up in any out-of-the-way corner they could find in the home. Which was lovely, to be clear: Nile was not complaining about the size of a single guy's house. But they now were trying to cram seven people in a two-bedroom, and it was a bit of a squeeze. Still, they did fine: Nile and Booker threw down along the sides of the living room. Copley set up in what looked like a craft room, kind of, or an office?-not the big intimidating library, but a smaller place with a pottery wheel, a desk, some paints, some yarn. Nile could respect that: she was looking forward to picking up and putting down some hobbies herself, over the who-knows-how-many centuries she had ahead of her. If they ever got a week off, of course. The team had given Andy the guest bedroom, and

New fic! “Our Get Along Cot” aka Joe and Nicky don’t sleep in separate beds during the events of #TOG2 bc of course they don’t #Kaysanova would never they’re too ridiculous

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The Dreamer and the Exile written by what-alchemy and illustrated by highsmith once upon a bang, a fairytale themed big + mini bang image of light through a dark, fog-laced forest. at the edges are glowing butterflies

✨ The Dreamer and the Exile ✨
The Old Guard, Yusuf al-Kaysani/Nicolo di Genova

written by @what-alchemy.bsky.social
illustrated by Highsmith

Read the fic & see the art on AO3!
archiveofourown.org/works/67798951

#fairytalebang #kaysanova #joenicky

Morning reblobble. Enjoy some top/bottom discourse from these two switches. #TheOldGuard #JoeNicky #ImmortalHusbands #Kaysanova #TOG2

AO3 work screenshot. When in Byzantium by Dr_Amuly The Old Guard (Movie 2020) No Archive Warnings Apply, Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani/Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani, Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, Intercrural Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Bottom Nicky l Nicolo di Genova, Bottom Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani, they're trying some things out folks, Established Relationship, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, First time anal, First Time Bottoming, First Time Topping. They tried it first, of all places, in Byzantium. Thessaloniki, not Athens. Of course Athens would have been more thematically appropriate, but they weren't trying to be thematic. They were traveling, wherever they could find work and to where the work led them. And somehow, some thirty, forty years into their strange new life together (who was keeping track, at this late date? Nicolo, but perhaps he would not say as much out loud), they had found themselves in the north of Byzantium at a harbor-town, working the docks and keep their ears to the ground-for what, neither man exactly knew. Or: Nicky and Joe discover anal sex Language: English Words: 9,523 Chapters: 1/1

They tried it first, of all places, in Byzantium. Thessaloniki, not Athens. Of course Athens would have been more thematically appropriate, but they weren't trying to be thematic. They were traveling, wherever they could find work and to where the work led them. And somehow, some thirty, forty years into their strange new life together (who was keeping track, at this late date? Nicolò, but perhaps he would not say as much out loud), they had found themselves in the north of Byzantium at a harbor-town, working the docks and keep their ears to the ground-for what, neither man exactly knew. The day was hot, but how could it not be, in the middle of July, on the shores of the Mediterranean (even on the north shores, as they had been for this decade). Nicolò brushed loose hair from his eyes, tucking it roughly behind one ear where it surely would come loose again in a moment. Sweat dripped in his eyes, but the sting was barely noticeable and vanished in a moment. Another small blessing from their strange gift. He gripped the crate and lifted it bodily, wood splintering under his fingers. Onto the jib crane and then from there it was Yusuf's problem. Nicolo bent to the next crate. Yusuf waited, rope wrapped around his hands. Normally, at a better operation, they would use oxen for such a task. But this was a cheap dock on the shallow end of the harbor, and the last pair of oxen had been commandeered some week past by the deeper docks that serviced the bigger ships. Manpower it was, then, with Yusuf and Nicolo as the men.

She is complete! 9.5K of #JoeNicky #Kaysanova trying to figure out where their prostate is for the first time(s)

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Cartoon. Yusuf, a bearded Muslim man in medieval Arab warrior attire with a scimitar over his shoulder, asks "top or bottom?"

Nicolò, a sunburnt bearded European man in chainmail and a tabard holding a longsword, yells back to Yusuf "I was sent to DESTROY you!"

Yusuf, stroking his beard thoughtfully, says "soooo..."

Yusuf points at Nicolò with a mischievous expression, saying "top?"

Old Guard art? En esta economia?!

I love making shitposts.

#theoldguard #kaysanova

"Mother Mary, the God-bearer-" Yusuf scoffed. Nicolò ignored him. "-carried the Christ in her womb without having known a man. And then, when it was time for the Christ to be born, He did so without breaking her virginal seal." "What, he..." Yusuf scurried forward on the road, stood in one spot. Then he hopped forward a step. He gesticulated wildly at the ground where he was, and where he had been. "Did he just, disappear from inside her womb, and reappear between her legs!" Nicolò crossed himself and spat. To speak of Mary Queen of the Universe in such crude terms! To speak of the legs of the God-bearer! How crass. What sacrilege! "Through God, all things are possible," Nicolò said, rather than all the other things he wished to say. He thought he managed it calmly, but Yusuf was grinning at him like he knew exactly the conflict raging in Nicolò's breast. So cruel, his lover could be. "And the placenta, the-" "Please," Nicolò begged. His face was flushed, his stomach churning. This was not said, this was not-It was Mary, Mother of God! One could not say such things, one could not think such things. Hail, Holy Queen, Mother of Mercy-

Morning bump, #TOG2 comes out TOMORROW, can you BELIEVE, anyway here is #JoeNicky talking about the holy hymen. #Kaysanova

Digital artwork of Joe and Nicky from The Old Guard kissing on the Chrysler building, or more specifically while Nicky is hanging from the head of one of the metallic eagle gargoyles adorning the corners on 61st floor, and Joe is kneeling on top of it, leaning forward to capture a kiss. Draped over the gargoyle and hanging down behind it, is a large pride flag. Beyond that buildings stretch towards a hazy horizon.

Happy Pride!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

#TheOldGuard #TOG #Kaysanova #Pride #PrideArt #Fanart #MyArt #Art

And a little drabble to go with it:
archiveofourown.org/works/65234563

Speaking of… this is a #fancomic I’m currently drawing and writing (there’s additional written content).

Featuring secret identities, meddling families, sailboats and sneaking around — and of course a happy ending. 🥰

#TheOldGuard #Kaysanova