The more I age (and imbibe), the more I insist that #JesusWouldThinkImFunny, in a “begrudgingly giggling and whinging at me to ‘stopppppppp’”sort of way & flip TF out of Christians’ tables to say the VERY least #christiansdontfollowscripture #footworship #socialistjesus #kinkandkindness #fuckbigotry