It is time to lava vajillas with a #kitchengoon. Please enjoy the ankle-high countertop, giant oaf!
#kitchenGoon
Smash burgers: Chef Francis told #kitchengoon to take the patty, roll it back into a ball, divide it by three, roll those flat under wax paper, season, crisp the edges, (melt cheese), and stack.
Garbanzo beans, she said, can be drained, lightly sprayed, tossed and oven fried in a foil basket inside the air fryer. She said season first, but #kitchengoon says season after.
#Kitchengoon knows how to make curtido, and I'm pretty sure I could synthesize passable pupusas from tortilla-making skills and studying the mechanics of a pita pocket.
Washing dishes is not a personal passion. I just turn my brain off first and sling water. #Kitchengoon often had a day's worth to plow through.
(#Kitchengoon used to make Chef Francis cackle by translating "wepa" as "wowsers." Slutty Bartender would make Francis pronounce the word "parallelogram.")
I bet a hunky UPS man would deliver. There's a spot in the kitchen for an upright. We had a tidy chest for #kitchengoon to stuff things in.
It’s Sunday, let’s see those kitchen faucets yall 🙄😂
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#kitchenGoon
#FaucetFreaks