NEXT WH CABINET MEETING TO TAKE PLACE IN MRI MACHINE PLAYING “BRAHMS ‘ LULLABY”
#lameduckdotard #nappypappy
That’s not the only mast badly flagging in that picture. #lameduckdotard
Jake Tapper Texts a Geezer and Calls it Journalism! #dementiadon #jaketapper #cnn #lameduckdotard
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Here’s a minutes of mockery of this journalism fail! Jake Tapper Texts a Geezer and Calls it Journalism! #dementiadon #jaketapper #cnn #lameduckdotard
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Jake Tapper Texts a Geezer and Calls it Journalism! #dementiadon #jaketapper #cnn #lameduckdotard
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“I recently watched Gung Ho with Tom Hanks, and so really know a lot about Japan…” #lameduckdotard #epsteinfiles #2livecrew
The WH Embalmer needs a new trowel. #lameduckdotard #wherezhizwife
GOP PHONY CHRISTIAN CHURCHES ANGUISH OVER ENDORSEMENT CHOICE: “LOVE THY NEIGHBOR” OR “GRAB THEM BY THE P*SSY?” - “well, both men made good points, one has better abs…” #foxgopcult #lameduckdotard
AG CONFIRMS EPSTEIN INVESTIGATION FILES - LIKE PRESIDENT’S TAX RETURNS AND MEDICAL RECORDS - ARE ACTUALLY WAY WORSE THAN ANYONE IMAGINED #lameduckdotard #sadoldpervert
FOREIGN NATIONS TO MEET AND EXCHANGE GOOFY TARIFF LETTERS MISDELIVERED TO THEM BY TRMP USPS - “Uruguay instead of Uganda? Well I guess I can see that happening…” #whartonwept #pantpooppres #lameduckdotard #gopmakesshitholes
EDEMA-PUFFED PRESIDENT RETIRES TO NJ FOR LONG WEEKEND AND CATHER CLEANSE, AFTER COMPLAINING BLACK PEOPLE DON’T WORK HARD ENOUGH #puffyhandsleakypants #senilepres #lameduckdotard #wherezhizwife
EDEMA-PUFFED PRESIDENT RETIRES TO NJ FOR LONG WEEKEND AND CATHER CLEANSE, AFTER COMPLAINING BLACK PEOPLE DON’T WORK HARD ENOUGH #puffyhandsleakypants #senilepres #lameduckdotard #wherezhizwife
RICH KID’S PRICEY B-DAY PARTY MARRED BY LOW ATTENDANCE, FACT NO ONE LIKES HIM - #lameduckdotard #incelpres #mnmurderervoted4him
PUDGY PANTPOOPER BEGINS 80TH YEAR OF MAKING WORLD WORSE - someone should throw a parade #lameduckdotard
ALL VOLUNTEER ARMED FORCES SET TO SOLDIER THRU FOOLISH ORDER EVEN IF THEIR FEET HURT - yet chance of rain imperils feint propecia wisp of fat onlooker #lameduckdotard #gopantichristians
QUESTIONS SWIRL AROUND HOW DAINTY DRAFT DODGER IN HIGH HEELED SHOES AND PANCAKE MAKEUP COULD LOSE “BATTLE OF HOME DEPOT” - theories include he’s never been to one, tiny hands can’t hold tool, relies on staff to be good with the plunger... #unamericangop #unmanlysenilepres #lameduckdotard
DECREPIT, FAT PANT-SH*TTER FALLS ON STAIRS LIKE SO MANY HIS AGE - lonely klutz is not hip, but may need new one. #lameduckdotard
NEW DC AUTO TRADER LISTING: “RED TESLA, LOW MILES, SH*TSTAIN IN DRIVER SEAT, CRYPTO OK BUT NO MELANIACOIN PLS” - potential bidders already identified thru government records #deportmelonia #lameduckdotard
SICK OLD FAT MAN GONE MISSING: LAST SEEN DESTROYING WORLD ECONOMY BECAUSE ANOTHER “WIFE” ABANDONED HIM - #lameduckdotard #biguglykillspeople #foxrepubsdeathcult
25TH AMENDMENT REQUESTS TRANSCRIPT OF WEST POINT SPEECH - “looks worse on paper, if you can believe it…” #lameduckdotard #senilepres #abandonedbycaregiver
Phones don’t work on weekends? Bad coverage on the course? Low energy. #lameduckdotard #gopmorallybankrupt
BREAKING: OLD, SUCCESSFUL FORMER PRESIDENT LOVES HIS SONS VERY MUCH — CURRENT OLD, SENILE, FAILED PRESIDENT — UNDERSTANDABLY— DOES NOT #lookatsquirrelnotdowngrade #gophatespoorpeople #lameduckdotard
Don’t let Tim call these pant sh*trers “weird” though, we need to ignore the fart in the elevator for reasons known only to highly paid consultants! #senilepres #lameduckdotard #gopweirdos
Meanwhile, Nia-Malika Henderson wrote quite possibly the dumbest editorial Bloomberg has ever carried, with a passing reference to the Third Lady’s sh*tcoin. I understand you are afraid, Bloomberg, but do better anyway. #lameduckdotard #wifecheatergolfcheater #unamericanfatso #dementiadon
MORBIDLY OBESE, ANCIENT PRESIDENT NOMINATES TOWN BARBER FOR SURGEON GENERAL - TO SHARE WHISKEY WITH SECRETARY OF DEFENSE AND INTERIM US ATTORNEY, MARKET SAME AS HAIR TONIC #poliobob #incelpres #lameduckdotard #wherezhizwife #pantshitterinchief
Examples of great news withheld by government officials are limited and bad: see, eg, the Emancipation Proclamation. #lameduckdotard
That pope funeral is at 4 am ET. Could wind up a doubleheader. #lameduckdotard
FAT FAILURE SITS BY PHONE, WAITING FOR CHINESE, RUSSIAN LEADERS TO CALL, OR 3d WIFE - dinner planned with fellow incels bad with money #lameduckdotard #sh*tcoinsh*tpants #tariffsrdum #whartonwept
Well, he hates himself, so checks out. #lameduckdotard #whartonwept
Hey syphilis doesn’t grow on trees you know! #lameduckdotard #sexabuser3wifeloser #smallhandssmalluknow