GDP DOWN, INFLATION UP, ANKLES SWOLLEN TO MAXIMUM CAPACITY- #trumpfail #gopeconomy #bluewave #whartonwept
TRUMP GOP ECONOMY FAILS AGAIN #whartonwept #tariffsrdum #firemikejohnson #redhatshitholes
PANT SHITTING PRESIDENT RUINS ECONOMY, TROUSERS, PART THOUSAND…#gopfailures #iceout #tarrifsrdum #whartonwept #epstein
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Feels like we’ve deported people who would have landscaped for less, and those troops could have kept doing their actual jobs at home. #whartonwept
HAPPY “TRUMP’S IDIOTIC TARIFFS GET SHIT-CANNED EVE!” - #whartonwept #hesalwaysbeenstupid #pantloadinchief
Even worse, imo, RSP - equal weight SP 500, a measly 10.6%ytd. If anyone had a bag foreign stocks, or even Swiss francs, heh, in January, I hope you didn’t trade it for some American stocks. #whartonwept
NEW EUPHEMISM FOR BEING UNEMPLOYED JUST DROPPED - #quiettime #trumpeconomy #whartonwept
Hegemonic Decay, Personified by Cognitive Decline #dementiadon #whartonwept #gopcowards
TAKING CHAINSAW TO ECONOMY WASN’T FUNNY OR EFFECTIVE - Trmp job losses presage GOP midterm wipeout, but Argentina is Saved! #dementiadon #whartonwept #foxnews #gopfail #bessent #musk #argentina
GASBAG IN CHIEF DECLARES FURNITURE TOO AFFORDABLE, LEVIES ILLEGAL TAX ON AMERICANS #tariffsrdum #dementiadon #whartonwept
FAT DON GETS A SMOOTFUL #tariffs #dementiadon #whartonwept #gopwimps #goptaxhike
The good news is the dual mandate now impossible! #stagpartydon #whartonwept
GOP ALLOWS SENILE MORON TO DESTROY US ECONOMY, ENACT GIANT ILLEGAL TAX HIKE ON CONSUMERS - job losses, price hikes, but a ballroom! - #epstein #whartonwept #tariffsrdumb
PRESIDENT ENACTS GIANT REGRESSIVE TAX IN BETWEEN FREE GOLF CHEATING SESSIONS, GOP CONGRESS APPROVES, HIDES #tariffsrdumb #whartonwept #epsteinfiles #trumpfiles
Actually, it’s easy: just take your 1000% savings on drugs, your 1.99 gasoline, then take 2 aspirin and watch your hand turn purple. #whartonwept #epsteinfiles
ADDLED FATSO’S REGRESSIVE ILLEGAL TARIFF TAX, UNBALANCED DIET, DRIVE INFLATION SURGE AND RECORD BEEF PRICES #whartonwept #senilepres
ADDLED FATSO’S REGRESSIVE ILLEGAL TARIFF TAX, UNBALANCED DIET, DRIVE INFLATION SURGE AND RECORD BEEF PRICES #whartonwept #foxgopkills #redpill #senilepres
Here’s an idea: stop with the f*cking tariffs. Dummy. #whartonwept
FOREIGN NATIONS TO MEET AND EXCHANGE GOOFY TARIFF LETTERS MISDELIVERED TO THEM BY TRMP USPS - “Uruguay instead of Uganda? Well I guess I can see that happening…” #whartonwept #pantpooppres #lameduckdotard #gopmakesshitholes
US JOB MARKET SUFFERS TWO MONTH SHRINKAGE- PRESIDENT WITHERED MUSHROOM P*NIS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT #adpjobloss #lameduckdon #whartonwept
FAT, FAILED INHERITOR SENDS AMERICA INTO NEGATIVE GDP, NEGATIVE PERSONAL INCOME, BUT DOES GIVE BOOST TO OFT-NEGLECTED CANCER, MEASLES, AND GUN SILENCERS - “they’re the real victims here…” #dementiadon #foxkillsamericans #nobodylikesthis #whartonwept
FAT, FAILED INHERITOR SENDS AMERICA INTO NEGATIVE GDP, NEGATIVE PERSONAL INCOME, BUT DOES GIVE BOOST TO OFT-NEGLECTED CANCER, MEASLES, AND GUN SILENCERS - “they’re the real victims here…” #dementiadon #foxkillsamericans #nobodylikesthis #whartonwept
ALABAMA-BUILT IPHONES TO BE PRELOADED WITH DATING APP “COUSINS-ONLY .COM” - #dementiadon #tariffsrdum #whartonwept
PRESIDENTIAL DROUGHT OF CHINESE GOODS INCLUDES FIREWORKS- FOX REPUBLICAN VOTERS EXPECTED TO RETAIN MORE DIGITS THIS SUMMER- “I’ve still got an even 9, can still screw in a screw in that them there iPhone we’s buildin” #lameduckfailure #gopenablers #whartonwept #dementiadon
And it would need to be approved by Congress, and is obvious good as his word, I.e. confederate currency. Here’s a better headline, AMERICANS CAN ENJOY A 10% PRICIER PIMMS CUP WHILE STROLLING PAST EMPTY SHELVES AT THE WALMART #dementiadon #tariffsrdum #whereshizwife #whartonwept
There was no trade deficit with them in the first place. What was the point of this? Meanwhile I guess I ditch my plans to build malt vinegar factory and a Joseph Mallory William Turner painting factory. #whartonwept
BBB is perfect for the credit downgrade it will engender. #dementiadon #whartonwept #gopkills
DECAYING GASBAG MODIFIES AMERICAN DOLL RATION TO ONE MR. POTATOHEAD - BUT WITH REAL GENITALIA. #dementiadon #whartonwept #goppervertparty