🦄📸 Ein Einhorn schlendert durch #Darmstadt 📷🦄
Im Atelierhaus #LEW1 ist eine #Ausstellung von Swaantje Güntzel zu sehen, die bewusst irritieren will und die Teil des Programms der Darmstädter Tage der Fotografie ist.
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@fr-zeitung.bsky.social #FRDarmstadt #NeueKünstlerkolonie
Don't blame me for w/e happens to the other doppelganger, I low efforted and had @iconic-td.bsky.social pick mine own. Naturally he picked his former kicker, my sister, former MMA bantamweight champion and @xwf99.bsky.social star, Osira Themis.
I'm really banking on her doing all the work #LEW1
Imma say this cuz it wouldn’t be right to lie to Vhodka, but I am nervous AF & stoked for Dorito Casseroles after!
Its more nerve wracking than the time I read Auntie Teebag’s erotic stories about the Big Bifford and Grimace shaped Buttplugs, bruhs! #LEW1
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
the zaza got me moving like the tank controls in a PS2 era survival horror game. ain't no bitch in @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social knows how i'm gonna hit em bc i ain't even privy to that information yet. #LEW1
Bru! Not only does your monster get to be in a gauntlet tag match on #LEW1 but I also get a breather when I tag out after 5 minutes.
Who do I get to tag when I face Matthias and Truck, its in the hands of the fans now.
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
Does the hashtag count as a sentence? Because I’d like to extemporize about the match, the whole pointlessness of the mask gimmick when our identities are public and we’re easily distinguishable anyway, my opponent @dani-mendez.bsky.social, and Oregon, but I’d prolly need that extra sentence. #LEW1
Guess I’ll see y’all in Boring for @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social or w/e, I’ll bring that art set that was suggested too ig, why not. How hard can art be, especially when I can physically bully @tactilizingone.bsky.social & @jommyscousin.bsky.social into being eight extra limbs? #LEW1
a name like fucking "max daemon" is the type of shit u'd be finding in the 90s and somehow more boring now than the town of boring, or
when im done driving your head in that cheap @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social ring, u need to reevaluate ur life and everything about u #lew1 @maxdaemon.bsky.social
No coincidence the card for "Fuck It, We Brawl" dropped right after the Big Man signed on with the fed. LEW knew Atlas had arrived: The Tent Pole The 40000 Horse Power Vehicle that will take @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social to the Promised Land by way of Easy Street Get your tickets now #LEW1
I never heard of Jon Bacchus, yet I know he can't handle the whirlwind of pain La Ciclòna brings. I bet he asked for this dumb match so he could hide his ugly face, but he can't stop me from exposing his mug to the world at #LEW1
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
@insurgentsia.bsky.social
This is literally just like the TRIAD and I won the fuck outta that shit. Cara ain’t never had leeches in her labia, she ain’t ready to go toe to toe with the Vet. 💪🏻 #LEW1
Um @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social since low effort is high efficiency you should know that while I moonsault I also headbutt as I contain multitudes
Anyway my weapon is a sousaphone which sounds like a pokemon in many ways but is actually a shoulder-mounted tactical tuba so watch for that at #LEW1
I have never been ta' Boring, OR, and if @sc00psmcgee.bsky.social has than it was probably ages ago when he went there only once for some decent drugs.
When the match is over he'll never come back there again, and those dirtcheap drugs will no longer feel the taste of his cracked oldass lips. #LEW1
