On the one hand, I admire & respect the one so much I dressed up as her for Halloween once, she even had me thinking a tattoo might not be so bad & I'm looking forward to the challenge.
On the other, well, on the other, she's prolly just happy to be here & we'll say something cringe. #LEW4
@sc00psmcgee.bsky.social I hope you’ve got a memory to help you deal with the pain of steel across the back of your head, you old fuck. #LEW4
It’s announced via Steven that at LEW 6, Tact will defend against Walker through rematch clause as well as Max Daemon and Paul Freedom as the show comes to an end. #LEW4
Ultimately, it’s @tactilizingone.bsky.social who gets the three at 27:13 with a limp arm draped over @stetsonwalker.bsky.social to become the NEW holder of BELT! #LEW4
In the main event, we see a critical malfunction of our venue as the mailbox gives out and snaps from its post, leaving the two men in a heap on the mat. #LEW4
The usual shadow chatter can be heard picked up on a hot mic as there’s a call to “keep them around after the match.” #LEW4
In our co-main event, @ataraxia.systems is able to secure the three on @matthiassyn.bsky.social after hitting a Judgement of Paris at 17:15 and pull one out for Team Girl. #LEW4
A haunting echo that sounds like the voice of Tungsten Frunkler calls out from within the mailbox. His neighbor is unphased as the two don’t really get along. #LEW4
@rugarooav.bsky.social is able to put away @madiuphighrxs.bsky.social at 5:27 after hitting a Beast Within. #LEW4
From atop the mailbox, JB Pritzker can be seen performing Mo Bamba alongside Sheck Wes while we await the next contest. #LEW4
@truck-fuchs.bsky.social beats @dani-mendez.bsky.social at 7:02 with a Truck Bomb that vibrates off the interior metal of the mailbox venue. #LEW4
Tungsten Frunkler marches his way up to the mailbox, cutting a scathing promo at management and officials for his “loss” in the rumble. Mid-sentence, the mailbox goes dark and as light is restored, TF is gone. #LEW4
@sc00psmcgee.bsky.social defeats @dedmemry.bsky.social via disqualification at the 8:18 mark following a chairshot to the back of the head. Medical staff rush to check on Scoops who waves off help, pushing to his feet, seething towards DM at the base of the mailbox. #LEW4
With a hand to his ear piece, the ref calms the frustrated pair and lets them know that the boss will “fix things”. #LEW4
After a back and forth clinic where both men emptied the tanks, @maxdaemon.bsky.social and @jommyscousin.bsky.social land a double clothesline for a mutual two count, cut off by a time limit draw at 30:00. #LEW4
Tungsten Frunkler’s neighbor and Steven say some shit. I wasn’t paying attention to what tbh. #LEW4
Cashew kicks off the week by barking the melody to “Yummy” by Justin Bieber. There’s no fireworks, but a crowd member does take a drink of their Dr. Pepper and comment on it being spicy under their breath. #LEW4
memories can make and break us. the memories i've made in in life are gonna stick with me through the rest of my years, and its because of them that i know how to kick the shit out of dumbasses like @dedmemry.bsky.social when i step in that #lew4 ring @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
BELTs cries of HELP! ring true
Heisted by dastardly Walker, Stetson Ranger
Whisked BELT from Hell & bid us adieu!
Here comes Low Effort Power Ranger via Big Apple manger
Liberating? Neigh!
TACTILIZING a thief #LEW4
Send packing with a mouthful of hay
You'll hoist BELT no more!
So I got eliminated by a gun, thankfully I have quick reflexes and it wasn't a silver bullet so I didn't die.
Im gonna mark Maddi McNamara return to sender and ship her on home
#LEW4 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
Not only am I bigger stronger and meaner than Dani Mendez my hair is shinier and has more bounce. I'm going to drive Lil Miss MMA through the canvass at the next @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social event send all her future correspondence to the Dead Letter Office #LEW4
It's @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social which means that havin a hot opener equates ta' just showin up half the time.
However, I'm gonna do more by not only winnin, but ALSO provin that while an "opener" is beneath me, I'll still make it the hottest match of the night. #LEW4
What do ya get when you cross a tattooed goddess, a Carebear and a totally Greek (not Irish) Spankokapita?
Tres of the baddest bitches you ever did see who be mailin’ ur asses to the losers corner, bruhs
#threestampsfromourboots
#LEW4
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
So like @maxdaemon.bsky.social is absolutely a deathmatch legend and that's why it felt so good to beat him for that deathmatch title that time but my dad was a legend in his spare time and was often referred to as the show opener so um I guess I'm defending my family legacy or something at #LEW4
When your memes combine we become a Hippopotamus b/c in Greek water plus horse equals Hippo.
We are the most dangerous bloat on the face of the planet and we're gonna swallow you like watermelon. #LEW4
@sc00psmcgee.bsky.social is an old man and he’s got a lot of memories to lose. Memories don’t have much significance to me, so it won’t bother me one bit when I drop him on his head and cause him to forget everything about his 60+ years. #LEW4
@atararaven.bsky.social @carebearstrader.bsky.social and I are literally syncing up our cycles for this match. Though if we really wanted to be angry we’d just have to spend 15minutes trapped in a room with those three talking economics. #LEW4
