Protip: If you're handheld PC button shakes loses but you don't feel like reinstalling immediately, put it some place where you can find it immediately. Even if it's lost in a small room, it will take forever for you to find it again. #pchandheld #asusrog #learnfrommyfail #lfmf

No matter how many steps & time required, do what it takes to invest in dry foods storage containers

Not for minimalism. Not for trends

Quality assurance of US mass produced foods is slowly declining. This means things like food infestations will rise

Pantry moths is a $$$$$$ food crisis #LFMF

Today I learned that when your girlfriend asks if you “liked” her post on insta, she’s not asking for an opinion, in fact she cares very little what your opinion is.

She just wants you to double tap and heart the post.

#LFMF

#LFMF

I got so excited when I found coupons on an old receipt that expire in February

Remember to check the YEAR friends

For some stupid reason decided to explain The Rizzler to my wife and we’re like an hour into things and going nowhere fast. #LFMF

Sagt bitte nie, wirklich niemals zu einem Trainer, dass ihr es die letzten Male nicht so richtig anstrengend fandet und noch ein bisher mehr machen wollt. #LFMF

Bordellböen? WTF!?! Was meine Smartphone-Tastatur so alles erkennt, wenn man "Nordelbien" tippt. #LFMF #FuckAutoCorrect

Call off the dogs. I figured it out. In case you need it, write a formula and then name the cell. Use the cell name in the formula bar for a linked picture (instead of camera). #LFMF

#LFMF: Besser nicht kurz bevor der Milchreis fertig gekocht ist, noch ein Pixie-Buch vorlesen. #PapaAlleinZuhaus #Vaterfreuden

Photoshop is a very powerful tool. It will not, however, remove a smudge from your monitor. #lfmf

Vertipper des Tages: Forschungsanalagen #LFMF

Note to self: the last bus leaves @DLR_de Cologne at 6.46 pm. #LFMF

When it's been a decade since you wore contacts, do not make yourself drive 10+ miles in the Valley sun right after a new fitting. #lfmf