I can’t prove it, but I know our lizard is somehow responsible for the strange way my shirt smells right now. #lifewithlizard
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The lizard saw next week's unseasonably chilly forecast and is suicidal again. #lifewithlizard http://instagram.com/p/n0Zfn6DcjW/
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Today's forecast: The lizard looks suicidal again. #thelongwinter #lifewithlizard
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The weather's gone too cool now for the cold-blooded to play outside. Anybody know some good indoor lizard games? #lifewithlizard
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Some men's hearts are big enough to care for a variety of "children." #fathersday #lifewithlizard http://t.co/roIrN8t9R5
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The lizard is now definitely big enough to eat in certain regions of the Third World. #lifewithlizard http://t.co/8SlGyJArSY
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Lizards yawn, and it is adorable. #FYI #lifewithlizard
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The kindergartner just perpetrated a "North Korea" on the lizard. #lifewithlizard http://t.co/HnzJxNJy7T
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And now I have to peel the lizard. #molting #lifewithlizard
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It appears from his posture that the lizard may have seen the snow and given up. #lifewithlizard http://t.co/29oLlJ6uVK
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When someone starts a sentence with: "The thing I find interesting about the lizard's poo...," just walk out of the room. #lifewithlizard
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Have to draw the lizard a warm bath. #lifewithlizard
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