There once was a man who was did make,
A promise he'd make prices stop adding to the ache.
The media cheered,
While logic disappeared,
Now milk’s priced like it’s dipped in gold flakes!

#limerickaday #limerick #poetry #prices #groceries

Chimpanzees are treated to Christmas fun at Netherlands zoo A group of chimpanzees at Arnhem's Royal Burgers' Zoo in the Netherlands were treated to a festive meal this week, delivered in an unusual but seasonally appropriate way.

There once were some chimps full of cheer,
Who found Christmas to be the best time of year.
With their gifts in a pile,
They swung down in style,
Proving Santa’s for all—far and near!

Source: apnews.com/video/nether...

#goodnews #monkeys #limerick #limerickaday #poetry

Atmospheric river brings weather whiplash to East Coast as bomb cyclone develops The East Coast is experiencing a whiplash-inducing stretch of winter weather. That's due in part to an atmospheric river and developing bomb cyclone.

There once was a storm on the Maine,
A bomb cyclone with torrential rain.
It huffed and it blew,
Knocked trees down in two,
And left locals cursing its name!

Be careful out there y'all!

Source: apnews.com/article/main...

#limerick #limerickaday #weather #storm #bombcyclone

Alex Jones keeps Infowars for now after judge rejects The Onion's winning auction bid A federal judge in Texas has rejected the auction sale of the conspiracy platform to the satirical news outlet, criticizing the bidding process as flawed.

There once was a judge in a bind,
Who seemingly left fairness behind.
With a gavel in hand,
Made a choice so unplanned,
It’s justice that’s now undermined.

Source: apnews.com/article/info...

#limerick #limerickaday #poetry #ifnotlaughingwewouldcry

Thank you @thetnholler.bsky.social, for putting this together.

There once was a country so grand,
Where healthcare was private, not planned.
"We pay through the nose,
But our life spans don't grow!"
Said the folks with their bills in each hand.

#limerick #limerickaday #poetry #healthcare

stack of books and the FBI seal in the back. the scales of justice are in front of a red background.

There once was a man named Kash,
Who spun tales both bold and brash.
With Trump in his ear,
He’d shout, “Never fear!”
As the truth went up in a flash.

#limerick #limerickaday #poetry #politics #whatishappening

Source: apnews.com/article/fbi-...

a bunch of lawmakers surrounding a table filled with paper and duct tape and ink

There once was a country on the brink,
Whose state leaders began to rethink.
"Let’s Trump-proof the laws,
No loopholes or flaws—
We’ll need more duct tape and some ink!"

#limerick #limerickaday #poetry #politics #didyamissme

a man in a suit and tie says i 'm so sick of congress Alt: a man in a suit and tie says i 'm so sick of congress

There once was a Congress so bold,
With chaos and lies to uphold.
Their plans were a mess,
No one dared to confess,
They just polished their spin like pure gold.

Based on: www.politico.com/live-updates...

#limerick #limerickaday #dailylimerick #poetry #congress #chaos

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a microphone and says " hearsay ur honor " . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a microphone and says " hearsay ur honor " .

There once was an AG-candi named Bondi,
Who loved courtrooms grand and gaudy.
When ethics came 'round,
She'd laugh at the sound,
And said, "Justice? That's just too shoddy!"

#limerick #imlate #poetry #limerickaday #pambondi #ag #politics

a man in a suit and tie is talking about something that was a hot mess inside a dumpster ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about something that was a hot mess inside a dumpster

Though politics feel like a mess,
A trumpster fire causing distress,
We’ll rise and we’ll shout,
Take the trash bags right out,
And recycle this nonsense for progress!

Apparently I've become the limerick a day guy. How did this happen?

#limerickaday #poetry #politics #dumpsterfire #trumpsterfire