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There once was a lad and a lass,
A wizard said they could not pass,
They were slightly distraught
‘Till they saw what they sought
They were piqued, then they peeked through the #glass.

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#thingstowriteabout #poem #limmerick

A city in Minnesota
Was taken over
By a paramilitary gang.
They marched with a shout,
and a tactical pout,
(and a flare up of gout)
Then murdered a citizen in the street with a bang.

#limmerick #FuckICE

Einer Skispringerin aus Hawaii
brach im Flug ein Ski entzwei.
Sie fährt den Sieg ein
auf nur einem Bein -
da staunt selbst Noriaki Kasai.

#Limmerick

Nachbars Katze kommt täglich ins Haus,
sucht sich bestes Futter hier aus;
doch ist nichts am Platz,
da macht sie Rabatz
und stürmt adhoc wieder raus.

#Limmerick

Eine Skispringerin aus Split
nahm stets ihren Kater mit;
der liebte die Schanze,
ging immer aufs Ganze,
sie nannte ihn Martin Schmitt.

#Limmerick

Ein Kater aus Minnesota
trank öfter Whiskey mit Soda.
Er schlich sich zur Bar,
wenn keiner da war,
und dachte, das Zeug ist ja so da.

#limmerick

Somewhere there is a heroic story
There's a war, in kingdom of animality
A king suddenly arise
King Mikolt II was his name
A reliable heroic king who lead us to the victory

@justabout.com

#justcreators
#theroyalwritt
#limmerick

this concludes the bad poetry part of the evening folks

#limmerick #poem

RFK Jr stole a dead bear
And killed his wife with his affairs
The only head he can get
Is from a whale that is dead
Now worms use his brain for a lair.

There's you a fucking poem, Reichstag Fuhrer Klansman, Jr.

#rfkjr #eugenics #autism #fuckyourfk #poems #limmerick

Great #Limmerick

There once was a young man from Cork
Who had a prehensile dork
All the ladies went mental
When his dick spun utensils
They loved what he could do with a fork

#poetry #limmerick #dirty

Ein Polit-Hasardeur aus dem Sauerland
erst Tabubruch, dann heuchelnde Trauer fand.
Der Minimalkonsens ist aus,
das Wahlkampf-Schloß ein Kartenhaus.
Und sein Baugrund wohl längst schon schwarz-blauer Sand.
#CopingThroughPoetry
#Limmerick #Schüttelreim #Rimmerlick

The smartest man I’ve ever known
Didn’t live inside of his phone
He walked a slow pace
Unfettered by space
And asked me
To leave him
Alone

#poetry #mentalhealth #limmerick #solace

a rapist and convicted felon
is likely who Satan dwells in
he's given a pass
for being an ass
while Biden is charged with a pardon

#poem #poetry #writingcommunity #limmerick

if(computer.fail==true){ background.setColor(blue); user.frown(); sys.shutdown(); user.scream("OH, F*CK YOU");} #limmerick