If someone who has read my posts on this platform accuses me of not respecting the office of the presidency, I’d proudly respond, “I’ll respect the office of the presidency as soon as felon 47 does. “
#trumpisPOtuS
#longloathetheking
#snowflakePOtuS
To Felon47’s (dis)credit, no other president could inspire such a vast, bigly, nationwide protest of potus policies.
#trumpisPotuS
#longloathetheking
“This is, by bar, the bigliest, best government shutdown ever. No way ‘Sleepy Joe’ could have had such an epic shutdown!
MAGA!”
—DJT(probably)
#trumpisPOtuS
#longloathetheking
1. Hypothesis:
Felon47 and RFK jr. Cause pain and stupidity.
2. Hold press conference.
#badscience
#trumpisPOtuS
#longloathetheking
#snowflakepresident
Since this is NOW 'murica, I can honestly see a MTG/Pam Bondi PPV cat fight live from the White House lawn happening , brought to you by KFC.
#theworsttimeline
#trumpisPOtuS
#longloathetheking
I’ll go ahead and assume that, under felon47’s regime, suspected “domestic terrorists” are not entitled to due process.
#CUinSalvador
#trumpis POtuS
#longloathetheking
The only way felon47 should get a “presidential” library is if the Epstein files get as prominent a display as all the copies of “the art of the deal” that no one wanted. Also presidential libraries should be bestowed upon presidents who can read.
#trump is POtuS
#longloathetheking
The quickest way to a Donald j trump aneurysm:
Award a Nobel peace prize to Rosie O’ Donnell or Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
#felon47
#trumpisPOTuS
#trumpisasnowflake
#longloathetheking
It seems pretty clear to me that felon 47 will try to lock up all of his ideological opposites on some trumped-up (pun intended) charges.
Just a heads up to everyone on here.
#trumpisasnowflake
#trumpisPOtuS
#longloathetheking
I’d say there’s a 50-50 shot that Trump will concede Alaska back to Russia in an attempt to strike a deal to put an end to the Ukrainian crisis.
#trumpisPOtuS
#longloathetheking
“Our country is a cesspool of crime.”
-a 34x felon
#trumpisPOTuS
#longloathetheking
Where are all the pictures of Obama and Epstein hanging out together?!
#trumpisPOtuS
#longloathetheking
Brazil’s president should vow to hold Bolsonaro’s feet to the fire until the Epstein files are released.
#trumpisPOtuS
#fascistslovefascists
#longloathetheking
Dear MAGA,
Do you really think dear leader has the cognitive bandwidth to share in your cerebral gymnastics with your conspiracies and Epstein files?! Can you all please take your final shot of koolaid?! I’ve heard “Trump-aid” is a fine beverage
#bottomsup
#longloathetheking
#trumpisPOTuS
Has Mike Johnson’s son received notifications that his dad has an extreme ass-kissing fetish?
#longloathetheking
#trumpisPOtuS
There’s a sad poetic justice to Trump slowly learning Putin. Isn’t the dream man he thought he was, while simultaneously MAGA is slowly learning the same of Trump.
#longloathetheking
#trumpisPOtuS
Dear Donald,
Putin doesn’t care about what you do or think. Nay, he doesn’t care about you.
Sorry, bro.
#hesjustnotthatintoyou
#longloathetheking
I have an idea: just name the Epstein Files, “the Trump big beautiful classified MAGA dump.”
#nothingmsttersanymore
#longloathetheking
#POtuSucks
Dear MAGA,
Your elected GOP lawmakers will ALWAYS put dear leader’s well-being over yours. Remember who stoop up for you and who voted to hurt you.
#longloathetheking
The next time your MAGAt invokes Christ for any reason, please have them read(I know🤷🏽♂️) the New Testament to learn how “woke” Hesus was/is.
#longloathetheking
#readingishard
#dontsmellllikethePOtuS
No one has ever looked at Donald Jihad Trump and thought to themselves, “I need to smell like that!”
I guess we can add cologne to an ever-growing list of failed trump business ventures?
#longloathetheking
It’s interesting to me that GOP lawmakers have to retire in order to discover their spines.
#longloathetheking
Putin and Bibi should hold an internationally televised contest to see which one of them can make Trump jump the highest. I’d call it “Jumpa the Hutt.”
#POtuSforsale
#longloathetheking
I hereby propose all truth social missives be called “toileets.”
Please help make this a thing!
#longloathetheking
Does Trump think that all heads of state are on truth social?
I think I know the answer and that’s the saddest shit ever.
Poor, little POtuS!
#longloathetheking
“Israel and Iran don’t k ow what the fuck they’re doing.”
Project much, POtuS?!
#longloathetheking
He’s not the peacemaker he thinks he is.
He’s not the president he thinks he is.
He’s not the rich man he thinks he is.
#longloathetheking
Dear CNN,
for your next culinary travel show, you have to force Stanley Tucci and Eva Longoria to team up to search for countries open to receiving future ‘Murican ex-pats.
Thanks, POtuS!
#longloathetheking
I assume R. F. K. jr will soon recommend that during the heat wave, don your thickest fr coat and run some suicide drills outside.
And since temps across the country are rising, it’s clear that higher temperatures cause autism, no?
#correlstionvscausation
Thanks, POtuS!
#longloathetheking
It would be great if we still had allies to help us with us upcomingmideast quagmire.
Thanks, POtuS!
#longloathetheking
