My 3-year-old son and I like to draw using his big, fat crayons.
I draw comic characters from memory and he helps! :D

Today I bring you the fourth Fantastic, The Human Torch, who looks more like a burnt corpse here than he usually does.

#comics #fanart #crayon #F4 #BurningMan #HumanTorch #longpork

I've always been about this close |---| (not to scale) to becoming vegan, that would probably tip the scales. Or maybe I'd make the switch to cannibalism; that seems like a good solution to an overpopulated planet too. #longpork

Y'all are being to hard on him. Maybe he was thinking his prayers about #longpork were answered and he was running to get his road kill kit.

BBQ with the bros. BroBQ?

Or is that cannibalism?

#food #lunch #BBQ #longpork

The dried apple ring feels & tastes remarkably like a human ear, jsyk #food #lunch #longpork #driedapple

Everything below me on the food chain is food. Under the right circumstances things on the same level as me are food. If you can kill it, you can eat it.
#longpork

Tell him it has some great cooking examples and really nice dinner scenes for enjoying gourmet food. :) #longpork

RESORT to cannibalism? Due, I STARTED with cannibalism :) #DonnerParty #LongPork #AlfredPecker #ShiaLaBeouf

Yikes. 😳 #LongPork