"Former MAFSNZ participant Andrew Jury sadly passed away; remembering his life & experiences on the show. " #MAFSNZ https://fefd.link/uOoGS

Yeah, but I couldn’t watch a single episode of #mafsnz

It might be boring, and they may just be one couple, but *if* Sam and James stay together the NZ show's success rate is still way higher than the drama-stoked versions.
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Is Jesse's forehead getting bigger? I don't even mean since he was last on, like is it getting bigger now on the couch in real time?
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I just knew that Jesse's toothbrush would be back for the finale #MafsNZ

TELL US THE TRUTH ABOUT THE TOOTHBRUSH!!
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Your memory worked long enough to tell Sam what Mike had said though, didn't it James?
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Well congrats to the experts for getting Madeleine to shut up long enough to get her off the couch.
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Well that would've been really nail biting, were it not for the fact that by the second episode we all knew Sam and James were the only couple that would still be together at the end. Still, maybe we'll get some excitement and whatnot tomorrow.
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I enjoyed Piripi's 'I don't want to be with someone like that, I don't think anyone does' line. You get her told son.
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I wonder if Mike will try to slip in a promo for his business in the vows, or if Magnum, KFC and that jeweller James went to will be the only blatant product placements.
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If Sam thinks it's difficult when she and James are on two different islands next to each other, what's she going to think if he ends up back in the UK when his visa runs out in two years?
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Piripi does challenge Kara, he challenges her to chill the fuck out about all this control and power shit, and she's failed miserably.
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Why does the #MAFSNZ dinner party look like breakfast at a hostel on a school trip

Mike’s sister is doing a better job than the experts #MAFSNZ #MAFS

Jeez Kara, he's got two kids he's providing for and runs his own business, how are you sat there every episode using 'he's not mature or driven enough' as an excuse?
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So in the one couple that has a hope in hell, James can't move or he'll be deported, and Sam can't move or she'll lose custody of her son. Did this never come up at all during the "intensive matching process"?
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Nah. I’m officially over #MAFSNZ The show is straight up made on a shoestring. The killer blow - Magnum ice cream bars for the dessert at the dinner party 😂

Steph if you know that there are times you're not great, then you don't need someone else to give you that feedback, stop using that as an excuse. You just don't fancy him.
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Sam, we've seen you in that miniscule bikini, your body can't have changed that much after the baby!
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Mafs NZ is now down to just three couples. Then again, there are only 74 people in New Zealand, so it’s not too bad considering #MafsNZ

Again someone leaves before pudding! Although it is only Magnums #MAFSNZ

Is the series sponsored by Magnum or something?
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I'm always happy when a woman on MAFS realises her relationship is toxic and just leaves. She should have been allowed to go sooner. I'm never happy when someone is forced to stay because their partner voted to stay. #MAFSNZ

Jesse keeps eating white chocolate Magnums. That’s definitely a sign of a wrongun #MAFSNZ

Ohhhhh, James, you don't tell your date that you're recycling date ideas! Way to make a girl feel special!
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This isn't drama, it's just Mike saving face. Er, saving beard?
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Awww is Brett and Angel! The only actually happy couple I'm aware of in any variant of this show. Get them there hell out of there before their beautiful love is tainted!
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