🎶 These rules were made for breaking
🎶 And that's just what they'll do
🎶 One of these days these rules are gonna break all over you

Is this a #malaphor?

To hilariously malaphor both the author of no man is an island (John Dunne) and Eowyn from Lord of the rings,

“No man is an island, and yet, I am no man!”
#nerd #poetryhumor #poet #malaphor #remix

How my day is going:

During a meeting with directors and at least one C-level I decided to create a malaphor of the idioms "scratch the surface" and "tip of the iceberg."

Michael: I know we've only scratched the tip...wait...no...

Awesome.

#malaphor

#Malaphor #MixedMetaphor
#TrumpHypocrisy #TACOFell

Don’t count your bridges before they’ve burned

#malaphor

We fucked too close to the sun and now we’re finding out

#malaphor

We got bigger fish to shoot in a barrel

#malaphor

I was just watching a County attorney discuss a police investigation. Her closing salvo included “…this investigation was thoroughly done with no stone left behind.”

GAWD! It’s no stone left unturned. Know your metaphors. #Malaphor

It’s all worms under the bridge until the early bird gets them. #malaphor

Well well well, if it isn't the bridge I said I'd burn when I got to it
#malaphor

'Kill two birds with one scone'. Creative uses of idiomatic expressions.
#metaphor #creativewriting #Creative #malaphor

Flight canceled, it took me 24 hours to reach destination, but I am almost there. Now it's just water under the fridge #malaphor #metaphor #language

Flight canceled : it took 24 hours to reach a 2-hours destination, but I am almost there. Now it's just water under the fridge #malaphor #metaphor #language

#malaphor #metaphor : "the argument we had it's just water under the fridge now" @creativelangs

"get two birds stoned" instead of "get two birds with one stone" #malaphor #metaphor #mixingmetaphor

You can beat a dead horse but you cant make it drink #malaphor