A high contrast, black-and-white photo of a tree with a knot that looks suspiciously like an eye.

Ever get the feeling that you’re being watched?

#blueskyartshow #photography #streetphotography #iphonephotography #mobilephotography #photographersofbluesky #photographersunited #trees #naturephotography #eyeofsauron #treebeard #mixedmetaphor

Let’s all dream about Andy cracking like an egg and spilling all the t on tRumpf and all those effers 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 #mixedmetaphor

Actual #mixedmetaphor subject line in an email I just received:

"Make Your Voice Visible This International Women’s Day ✨"

Bad Bunny is not in my standard music rotation but he hit that out of the park. Awesome halftime show.
#MixedMetaphor

If this platform is the town square, then I am the village idiot.

🥴

#mixedmetaphor

Like a good Neighbours, Jake provides some insurance! #stlblues #MixedMetaphor

I know, I'm not the sharpest spoon in the basket.

#joke #what #mixedmetaphor

Sorry but, what the actual fuck is wrong with these people. They had not just an open goal but no opposition, the goalkeeper in intensive care and boy did they put it in the stands.
#MixedMetaphor

You're not wrong, but that's a mixed metaphor.
#MixedMetaphor #Oldemort

*Cries over the following tortured metaphor*

“We’ve got everybody firing on the same cylinder”

*sobs
#torturedmetaphor
#mixedmetaphor

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This person knows not to kick a gift horse in the mouth when he's down! #MixedMetaphor

Anyone remember this children's story?
I recall it from kindergarten. As a wonderful present for the prince on his birthday the kingdom planned to all shout happy birthday at the same time.

But the time came and went and no one shouted. Because they were certain everyone else would.
#mixedmetaphor

#Transformers Combiner Wars #UltraMagnus bringing the hammer down... by the book! #mixedmetaphor #idomaticentanglement

#Actionfigures #Toyphotography #Hammertime

#Malaphor #MixedMetaphor
#TrumpHypocrisy #TACOFell

Someone told me he wears his heart on his shoulder and have been thinking about the weight of that since #freudianslip #mixedmetaphor

Um, you will not see me because I wouldn’t watch that inauguration with HIS dick. #mixedmetaphor #whatever #aintwatching

That is a defining failure of Dem's in general. It's politics, brother. Shout your wins from the mountaintops. The alternative is they get free-throws on EVERY issue. #mixedmetaphor #democrats #bragging #donthurtme

Kind of lucky you picked up the injury at third, rather than fourth, base.
#mixedmetaphor

Sketchbook pencil drawing by artist Denise Gallagher. Inspired by a mixed metaphor that read, “You kicked a hornet’s nest and woke a sleeping giant.” Features a giant in the foreground being awakened by some hornets and an airborne nest.

Mixed Metaphor.

A little sketchbookin’.

“You kicked a hornet’s nest and woke a sleeping giant.”

#mixedmetaphor #sketchbook #pencil #drawing #sleepinggiant #hornetsnest #illustrator #kidlitart

@NASCARONFOX announcer just said a new driver was "getting his teeth wet." #Mixedmetaphor #Nope 🦷🌊🤣

I'm drowning. In balls. #mixedmetaphor #balls

Do game cocks actually throw mud? #buma #slotdebat #mixedmetaphor

I think I said "the cart has already left that barn" in an interview with @EthanCabel1 today. #mixedmetaphor #tiredoldhack

"it may just be that clouded the issue and papered over the huge cracks in england's play -- it looked a dead duck" #worldcup #mixedmetaphor