Lady: I want the number 2 with coke. Supersize it.
Me: Sorry. The largest size we have is large.
Lady: But I want the supersize; I want the extra large size.
Me: I’m sorry but we stopped doing that about 25 years ago.
Lady: I just came thru yesterday, and you did it!
🙄🙄🙄 #lies #mcdonaldslife
I just had a guy cuss me out bc a hash brown is $2.69. He proceeded to tell me I was terrible for charging that and that I’m going to go out of business for charging these outrageous prices.
Sir, I just work here.
#mcdonaldslife
Guy: I want the sausage cheese biscuit combo meal.
Me: What drink would you like with that?
Guy: No! I only want the biscuit, not the meal!
#whydidntyousaythat #mcdonaldslife
Lady: I want a small fry and caulk.
Me: Caulk?
Lady: Caulk.
Me: Do you mean Coke?
Lady: Yes a small caulk.
#mcdonaldslife #canbesoconfusing
I’m working on #laborday which is fine. We’ve been mostly dead at work but the orders we have been getting have been around $50-$100 lol
Then at 10am to 11am we were wrapped around the building in drive thru and overrun on front counter for changeover to lunch which was WILD! #mcdonaldslife
Me: Hi, you had a French vanilla iced coffee today?
Lady: I thought I got a French vanilla iced coffee??
Me: Yes ma’am, that’s what I said.
Lady: Oh, then yes.
🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ #listenplease #mcdonaldslife
Lady pulls up to my window…
Me: One double cheese today?
Lady: Yes, and I’d like to add a large sweet tea … but I want it for free.
Me: … Did you speak to a manager about this? Did we mess up your order?
Lady: No, I just don’t want to pay for it today.
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤷♀️ #entitled #mcdonaldslife
Guy: I want 2 sausage biscuits. No wait, 2 sausage griddles. No I want 2 sausage muffins. Are the sausage egg muffins on sale? I want 2 sausage egg muffins instead.
Me: I have 2 sausage egg muffins.
Guy: Are those the meal?
Me: Do you want the meals?
Guy: No.
🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ #learntoorder #mcdonaldslife
Guy: I want one sausage.
Me: Ok, one piece of sausage.
Guy: No, on a biscuit…
Me: Ok a sausage biscuit.
Guy: No I want egg too.
Me: I have that sausage egg biscuit.
Guy: With cheese.
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️😩
#learntoorder #mcdonaldslife
Guy: I need 10 double cheese.
Me: Anything made special about these burgers?
Guy: No.
-Guy pulls up to my window- Can I get those double cheese no ketchup and no onion?
The grill had to remake 10 double cheese bc of this and the guy was mad he had to pull out of line and wait. #mcdonaldslife
Guy: I want a bacon and cheese with no cheese and a hashbrown.
Me: A bacon what? Muffin, biscuit, bagel, griddle???
Guy: A biscuit but can you upsize that to a griddle?
Me: You want a bacon griddle?
Guy: Yeah.
#orderyourfoodright #mcdonaldslife
Me: Good morning, will you be using your mobile app today?
Lady: No.
Me: What can we get for you?
Lady: I have a code.
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤷♀️😩 #mcdonaldslife
Guy: For my change, round me up to 50 cents. I don’t want those pennies.
Me: You’ll have to give me 3 cents then. I can’t just give you free money.
Guy: It’s only 3 cents! JUST DO IT!
Me: No sir.
#mcdonaldslife
Lady: I want 2 sausage biscuit, a small coffee and a medium Coke.
Me: -types it in- Anything else today?
Lady: No but that coffee is supposed to be a senior coffee.
Me: -fixes- Your total is …
Lady: I DONT WANT COKE!! THATS A DIET COKE!!!
#orderyourfoodright #mcdonaldslife
Guy: I want the number 5 bacon egg cheese griddle meal, but I want sausage instead.
Me: So you want the number 6 sausage egg cheese griddle meal.
Guy: Ugh yeah.
#readthemenu #mcdonaldslife
Guy: I want my free fry on Friday.
Me: What’s your code?
Guy: What code?!
Me: To get the free fry on Friday, you have to use the app and tell us the code for the fry.
Guy: I don’t want to do that! Just give me my free fry!!
#thatsnothowthisworks #mcdonaldslife
Guys total comes to $4.31. He gives me a $100 bill. Guy says, “I want that back in all $5’s.”
Me: I can’t do that sir.
Guy: Yes you can. Just get the money out of your safe.
Me: Sir, we’re not a bank. If you need that many $5’s, go to the bank.
#mcdonaldslife #notabank
Lady comes up to my window, “This isn’t my order.” She shows me her receipt. I took her order.
Me: I asked you if your screen was correct when you ordered, you said yes. At the window I read your order back, and you said it was correct and paid.
#ifiteasntrightwhydidyousayitwas #mcdonaldslife
This went on for two more orders bc he had 6 separate orders and then finally started cussing me out bc I kept telling him he’d have to go back thru the drive thru to get all his orders bc we only take 2 separate orders per car in the drive thru. Ugh. #idontmaketherules #mcdonaldslife
I was taking an order on a lane and also doing cash. Lady pulls up to my window while I’m taking an order. The window is closed…
She throws her credit card at the window and it falls under her car lol When I opened the window, she demanded I come outside to get her card.
#notdoingit #mcdonaldslife
Guy: I want a steak egg & cheese.
Me: A steak egg & cheese what?
Guy: Sandwich.
Me: … bagel, muffin, griddle or biscuit??
Guy: A biscuit.
🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ #notpsychic #mcdonaldslife
Guy drives up to my window and takes a huge drag off of his cigarette and then blows it right in my face while I’m talking to him. F***ING RUDE.
I coughed so hard I almost puked. He just stared at me and kept smoking and blowing the smoke at me. What an asshole.
#mcdonaldslife
Me: Your total is $9.37
Guy: -hands me $20.37- Oh wait, take this $1 so I get a $10 back!
Me: You’re already getting $11 back. That will make it $12 … I’ll just be giving the $1 back to you.
Guy: Ok we’ll take this $1 so I get $10 back.
😩🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤷♀️ #mcdonaldslife
-customer pulls up to the speaker and as it’s still beeping to let me know someone is there…- “Hello. Hello! HELLO!!!!!!”
Me: Hi will you be using a code with your mobile app today?
Guy: Give me a minute!!
Me: Let me know when you’re ready…
🙄🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️😩 #mcdonaldslife
Me: Is this an order for Amy?
Amy: I used a code, so I shouldn’t have to pay.
Me: I didn’t ask you for money??
Amy: Oh. Yes I’m Amy.
Me: Okay would you like your receipt today?
Amy: No.
Me: They’ll take care of you at the next window. Have a good day!
🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ #mcdonaldslife
Me: Hi will you be using a code on the mobile app today?
Lady: No.
Me: Alright what can I get for you?
Lady: I have a code.
… 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤷♀️😩 #mcdonaldslife
Lady: I want the number one egg mcmuffin meal.
Me: What would you like to drink with that?
Lady: No, I only want the sandwich.
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️😩 #mcdonaldslife
Guy: I want a junior double burger.
Me: We don’t have junior burgers. Do you want a double hamburger, a McDouble or a double cheeseburger?
Guy: You don’t have junior burgers?
Me: No sir. This is #mcdonalds … We’re not Carl’s Jr.
Guy: Oh. A double cheeseburger then.
#mcdonaldslife 🤷♀️
Her: One cookie. And add a second cookie too.
Me: So you want two cookies?
Her: I only want to pay for one tho. I want the second free bc I’ll have to pull out of line to wait on my cookie.
Me: That’s not how this works.
🙄 #mcdonaldslife
Me: Is your order a caramel frappe, Coke and Dr. Pepper?
Her: Is the frappe medium?
Me: Yes, they’re all medium.
Her: Is the coke medium?
Me: They’re all mediums.
Her: Is the dr. pepper medium?
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ #mcdonaldslife
