#flambert #mechbae sph
All that talk about Robert's dysfunctional "tiny peen" is actually heavy projection. Flambae's so tall and burly, his little cock looks almost comical on him in comparison. Around 2 inches and that's about as big as it gets.
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#flambert #mechbae 5+1
5 times the fans clocked that there's something more going on between Mecha Man and Flambae, and the 1 time they finally figured it out themselves.
#flambert #mechbae pre-reconciliation Mecha Man and Flambae locked up together in a box 📦
"Are you fucking insane? Put that out!" Robert hisses, jamming his foot into Flambae's ribs.
"What? Not so high and mighty now, are you, Mecha Dick? Bitching out because of a tiny flame? Puh-lease."
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#flambert #mechbae
r/relationshipadvice
My (31M) boyfriend (36M) keeps melting my sex toys. What do I do?
#flambert #mechbae identity misunderstandings 🤖🔥
Z-Team connects the dots in the most bizarre and fortunately-unfortunate ways and comes up with a conclusion that Robert is dating Mecha Man.
Flambae must cope with the fact that his nemesis stole another thing from him.
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I don’t think Flambae knows CPR
#watermechbae #steamengine #waterbae #watermech #mechbae #flambert #dispatch #waterboy #flambae #robertrobertson
Welp this game (especially Flambae) has me by the balls, so of course I was going to write something about him getting fucked ehehe
archiveofourown.org/works/76720816
#dispatch #flambert #mechbae #flambae #robertrobertson
