If you’re clinging to your favourite mug like it’s a flotation device, carry on. December should come with a life jacket anyway 😱 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

Taking a moment to breathe in the quiet isn’t ‘hiding’. It’s strategic recovery. Olympic-worthy, even🥇 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

If you’re running purely on lists, leftovers, and sheer willpower… that’s basically the entire Christmas spirit for adults 🤪 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

If the Christmas cheer hasn’t arrived yet, that’s alright…sometimes your mind is juggling too much to squeeze in sparkle as well. And possibly also because you’re now on your fourth ‘emergency’ supermarket run! 😰 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

When someone asks if you’re feeling festive and your brain says, ‘Not enough hours in the day for that!’ just smile knowingly. It counts 😀 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

If you’re muttering under your breath while wrapping presents, don’t worry. You’re just narrating the chaos. Very festive. Completely normal 👍 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

Some people glide through December with colour-coded lists. The rest of us are over here thinking, ‘Did I buy that gift… or did I only dream about buying it?!’ 💤😕 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

If your brain currently feels like 47 tabs are open and only 2 are working… Welcome to Christmas admin mode. Snacks help. So does ignoring at least half the tabs 😜 #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

If you find yourself sitting in the car for an extra minute before going inside, that’s not procrastination. It’s a ‘seasonal safety buffer’! #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

If you’ve wrapped something with the wrong paper, wrong label, or wrong shape entirely… excellent. You’re officially in the festive ‘it’ll do’ zone. #menopause #menopausehumour #menopausehumor #Christmashumour #Christmashumor

Shark Week Plus: My Uterus Has Gone Rogue Perimenopause feels like an unexpected, chaotic phase of life, marked by unpredictable menstrual cycles and emotional upheaval. Symptoms like hot flashes, mood swings, and skin issues create a sense of disarray. Many feel betrayed by their bodies, longing for simpler times, yet maintaining humor amidst the challenges of this transition.

"My uterus downloaded a new firmware update & now every morning’s a boss fight. Hot flashes at 3 a.m., Shark Week bonus levels, crying at pancake TikToks—perimenopause is wild, y’all. 😂🔥 #Perimenopause #MenopauseHumor #HormoneChaos #HotFlashes #MidlifeUnfiltered #RealTalk"

#autistic #menopausehumor #sarcsm #neurospicy #funny #hotflashhumor #relatable #readytopopoff

3️⃣8️⃣ Hot flashes in public? Tell us your funniest “hot flash moment” below! 🔥😂 #MenopauseHumor

I think it’s called peri/menopause lol

Ever have this happen?

Worst was the day I called tomato’s strawberries and got a lecture from a farmer …

The brain fog is so real sometimes!!

#brainfog #perimenopause #menopause #womenshealth #yourmenopause #menopausehumor

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Somedays, I’m just a cat lady, Otherdays I’m just Kitty!
#menopausehumor

Something as simple as posting the first batch of Being Zara out to my ARC readers and friendly banter with the postmaster has set me in a good mood for the day. Now to work on the elusive chapter 8 #momlit #romcom #menopausehumor #midlifewomen #singlemomlife