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It is past due for All Western Powers to pull #MicroRubio in for a meeting and explain that either the Cabinet or Congress act or they will sever all ties with the USA, until Trump leaves or is removed

Donnie & Bibi have caused oil shortages & shipping delays by starting a War & making oil $112/bbl

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#MicroRubio has watched his dream of becoming "King of Cuba" disappear since #EmperorDonald "The Tired" has lost interest. Does he have any actual job skills ?

#KashOutPatel could leave for 6mo and the FBI would improve πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

#Tulsi ?
I'm sure she'll follow the money πŸ’°

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"Calgary Cruz" has #Cuban citizenship through his father, just like #MicroRubio does.

#FunFact - their fathers both fled Cuba when it was under the tyranny of the Batista Dictatorship that was overthrown by Castro

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Poor #MicroRubio.

He doesn't understand how diplomacy hides other #G7 leader's true feelings, but sometimes they're more obvious.

#ReadTheRoom
#2025G7_Kananaskis
#GiorgiaMeloni
#BombasticEyeRoll

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#MICRORUBIO

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It sucks when it's time for your first communion but you don't own dress shoes, so you have to borrow your much older brother's.

#LittleMarco
#MicroRubio

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Marco Rubio Mocked for Wearing Oversized Shoes Amid Report Trump Gifts Officials Footwear They Are Too β€˜Afraid Not to Wear’ Marco Rubio was mocked for wearing oversized shoes after it was reported Trump had gifted his officials dress shoes they were too "afraid not to wear."

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social is it wrong that I call him Micro Rubio? πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
#MicroRubio
#IfTheShoeDoesntFit
#ThisIsntNormal
www.mediaite.com/politics/mar...

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Why would the Omani FM say the negotiations were pretty much complete ?

I don't trust #MicroRubio.

He skips over the fact that the brutal Cuban Dictatorship his family fled BEFORE he was born was the πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ-backed Fulgencio Batista dictatorship πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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#MicroRubio has few marketable talents

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#PresidentPlump seems to have taken his war authorization from Netanyahu & #MicroRubio is too busy covering the trail to help American citizen escape the consequences of Iran's Self-defense

Donnie & Bibi seem willing to sacrifice their own citizen to achieve nothing but destabilizing the World

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#MicroRubio

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Based on the speed at which rivals like #MicroRubio, #TurdCruz, & #FlimsyGraham went from honest criticism to undying devotion with Trump, it is entirely possible some "encouragement" was employed.

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That's why I call him #MicroRubio 🀬

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two men in suits and ties are talking to each other ALT: two men in suits and ties are talking to each other

"They were running out of storage for their Venezuelan oil"

NO MAMES MARCO RUBIO!!

What a fast well speaking BULLSHITTER!!!
#marcorubio
#MicroRubio

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a man in a helmet says " i see nothing i hear nothing " ALT: a man in a helmet says " i see nothing i hear nothing "

#MicroRubio right now πŸ‘‡

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#microrubio - Anchor baby that grew to be a little man.

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#MicroRubio fails at every level

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Before anybody chimes in and says that can't happen, it needs to happen.

Every Ally can "privately" signal their demand to #MicroRubio or #JD that attacking #Venezuela is a "Red Line" that will bring consequences.

The #TrumpRegime is evil, but not stupid enough to challenge the WORLD on this issue

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🚨 Emergency 🚨

πŸ“ž Call #MicroRubio to protect it better grandma's plastic couch cover

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#MicroRubio needs to stick to protecting the WH couch from JD

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#MicroRubio protects the sofa from #VladimirFuton aka #CouchVance

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#MicroRubio is hopeless 😑

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#MicroRubio is about to be named...

The Canadian Tourism Industry
🌟 Star of the Year 🌟

#VisitCanada
#CanadaWelcomesTheWorld
#TourismCanada

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That's the face of a man who sold his soul. #MicroRubio

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#MicroRubio can’t even get a sip

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#MicroRubio. The smaller he gets, the louder he gets. There's a lot of terrible people in the cabinet, but Rubio is hands down the saddest and most pathetic, especially when you factor in that Trump is clearly waiting for the most humiliating moment to stuff him under the bus.

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#MICRORubio

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So "Nobody knows about it" but #MicroRubio is the expert vs the PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AFRICA πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦

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#MicroRubio!!

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Feckless Quisling #MicroRubio!!

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