If you don't often say,
"Yeah, I'd do them"
when first laying eyes on someone
You may be on the spectrum that is
"Asexuality"
Happy International Asexual Awareness Day!
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#mishaguyas
Own your "WEIRD"
& be PROUD of it!
Happy "Weird Pride Day!"
#mishaguyas
As a Life-Guide/Life-Coach
I totally have it all together...
...now if I can figure out
where I gathered it all together,
I'll really be doing well!
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#mishaguyas
#humor
#laugh
"Better dizzy than ditzy"
is what I say
when I get dizzy,
which is
entirely
too often.
#mishaguyas
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There's no piz-za in the o-ven
she liez-uh, she liez-uh
no piz-za in the o-ven
she liez! no piz-zah!
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Happy New Week, my friends!
May there be pizza in your oven,
and no holes in yer bucket!
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#mishaguyas
Adderall is not meth!
You need to mix Adderall with Subtracterall,
and blend in some Multiplyitall,
and then cut that mix with Divideitall ...
... oops ...
... that's the formula for Damitol.
Sorry.
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#humor
#mathjokes
"Normal" is boring.
"Normal" is a "C" grade on a test,
when you're capable of "A" grades.
Be Beird. Be Different. Be Exciting!
Stand out from the crowd!
You deserve an "A" grade, not a "C."
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Granny used to say:
"Patience is a Virtue,
Virtue is a Grace,
& Grace is a little girl with a dirty face."
Here's to no dirty faces in your safe spaces!
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During an impromptu press conference
at a Der Weinerschnitzel restaurant
in Clinton, Utah,
RFK jr announced that Hot Dogs
may cause Autism and Dementia.
Moments after the announcement
Pisadent Trump ordered a
"Big Bubba sausage dog
with sourkrout and extra mayo."
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#mishaguyas #FauxNews #laugh
We all create art
some paint, draw, or sculpt
some through dance, music & song
some by pics & video
some by organizing things
some by baking, cooking, or brewing
some through plants & animals
some through encouragement, laughter & smiles
All are equally valid, beautiful & needed
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Where there's a will, there's
a lawyer fending off
distant relatives of the deceas...errr....
wrong kind of will.....
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You will find a way
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#mishaguyas
All I want for Xmas is just full world peace,
just full world peace
with the world in one piece..
All I want for Xmas is just full world peace
...and that would be a merry X-Mas!
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The CDC & RFK announced today that
consuming copious amounts of
caffinated coffee may prevent autism
but may increase likelihood
of people "catching" ADHD
Coincidentally
Starbucks Coffee Shop
announced lower prices
on holiday beverages
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#mishaguyas #coffee #FauxNews
#humor #ROTFLMAO
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Every morning we wake to
a new day
a new beginning
a chance to change
what we didn't like
or do well yesterday.
As long as there is breath
& life in our bodies
we can change!
Start today
by being a better you
than you were yesterday.
Make today better;
start over & be better.
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As long as there is life,
there is a chance to change
and to grow.
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Are you changing?
Are you growing?
Are you actually alive?
There's still time for you;
use it wisely!
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The CDC has announced that
Autism is caused by watching
The FOX NEWS Network
The CDC urges all people to
turn off the TV & go love your neighbor
FAUX NEWS Network has called this story
"Mister Information" & "Papa-Ganda"
We now return you to get our Nickleback
#mishaguyas #love #laugh
It's "No Nut November" avoid nuts,
especially if you're allergic to nuts!
Avoid all bad nuts..
...Rofay is a "good nut"
so you can still hang out with Rofay.
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No #mishaguyas but the good kinds!
I'm not always tired.
Some days
I get out of bed
when I don't
have the energy.
Other days,
I run out of energy
before I get out of bed.
Who else can relate?
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Our personal experiences
are unique to us
just like our fingerprints
Saying
"I have fingerprints"
doesn't make
someone elses fingerprints
any less valid
or less unique to them
Same with our personal experiences
Your personal experiences
don't invalidate others
Hope that helps
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๐๐๐ Love ๐๐๐
๐๐๐ Love ๐๐๐
๐๐๐ Love ๐๐๐
๐๐๐ & ๐๐๐
๐๐๐ More ๐๐๐
๐๐๐ Love ๐๐๐
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I'm just out here
sharing love
with you
Hope you know
that you're
Loved, too
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Why do
politicians
preachers &
used car salespeople
all look alike?
... wait ...
don't answer that
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#mishaguyas
Me after taking small step:
"Thats one small step for man ..."
Me after falling down the rest of the steps:
"... one more chance to get up off my behind."
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#mishaguyas
Cowards!
They talk about:
๐ Gen-X ๐
๐ Gen-Y ๐
๐ฆ Gen-Z ๐ฆ
๐ฝ Gen-Alpha ๐ฝ
Bur fear talking about
The most
Powerful & Terrifying
of them ALL:
๐ฝ Gen-Der ๐ฝ
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#mishaguyas
Don't be stingy!
Don't be frugal!
Don't be a Scrooge!
Be generous!
Sharing
#love and
#encouragement and
#positivity with others is something
this world needs more of.
What'cha waiting for?
Love and Share this post!
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Good morning friends!
You are my friends
regardless of whom you love
what pronouns you use
what religion you subscribe to,
what gender you identify as,
or what equipment you pee through
and, yes...
...even if you're straight ๐๐๐๐
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Love is love & loving people are truly lovely
#mishaguyas
Depression is real; it's not a failure.
Depression in humans brings tears;
depression in the atmosphere brings clouds & rain.
Rain, just like tears, brings
healing, new life and rejuvenation.
It's ok to cry; the sky does it, too.
You're not alone.
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#mishaguyas
#depression
I've been Rofay Mishaguyas since 2010
Some day just like
Robin Williams
Fred Rodgers
Bob Ross &
Sven Farfeneuggen
I'll be a household name that inspires ๐
What?
Dont know "Sven Farfeneuggen"?
Don't recognize that name?
I don't either, but
someday
maybe
just
maybe ๐
Y'never know!
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#mishaguyas
I believe peace is much more than happiness.
Happiness is a result of peace.
peace with ourselves
peace with our surroundings
peace with our creator.
We can be at peace despite whats around us
and still have happiness as everything falls apart
because it all comes from within us.
#mishaguyas
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Our religious beliefs should
be helping us to become more
loving, caring, compassionate,
kinder people
not more judgemental ones.
If your religion isn't making you
kinder and/or more loving
you're in the wrong one
probably a cult of evil.
We cannot go back.
We will not go back.
#mishaguyas