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If you don't often say,
"Yeah, I'd do them"
when first laying eyes on someone
You may be on the spectrum that is
"Asexuality"

Happy International Asexual Awareness Day!
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ
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Own your "WEIRD"
& be PROUD of it!

Happy "Weird Pride Day!"

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As a Life-Guide/Life-Coach
I totally have it all together...

...now if I can figure out
where I gathered it all together,
I'll really be doing well!
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

#mishaguyas
#humor
#laugh

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"Better dizzy than ditzy"
is what I say
when I get dizzy,
which is
entirely
too often.

#mishaguyas

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

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There's no piz-za in the o-ven
she liez-uh, she liez-uh
no piz-za in the o-ven
she liez! no piz-zah!
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
Happy New Week, my friends!
May there be pizza in your oven,
and no holes in yer bucket!
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ
#mishaguyas

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Adderall is not meth!

You need to mix Adderall with Subtracterall,
and blend in some Multiplyitall,
and then cut that mix with Divideitall ...

... oops ...

... that's the formula for Damitol.

Sorry.

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
#mishaguyas
#humor
#mathjokes

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"Normal" is boring.
"Normal" is a "C" grade on a test,
when you're capable of "A" grades.
Be Beird. Be Different. Be Exciting!
Stand out from the crowd!
You deserve an "A" grade, not a "C."
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™ #mishaguyas ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

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Granny used to say:

"Patience is a Virtue,
Virtue is a Grace,
& Grace is a little girl with a dirty face."

Here's to no dirty faces in your safe spaces!

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ #mishaguyas ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

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You are loved!

You are loved!

I thought you should know this...
#love #mishaguyas

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During an impromptu press conference
at a Der Weinerschnitzel restaurant
in Clinton, Utah,
RFK jr announced that Hot Dogs
may cause Autism and Dementia.

Moments after the announcement
Pisadent Trump ordered a
"Big Bubba sausage dog
with sourkrout and extra mayo."

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
#mishaguyas #FauxNews #laugh

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We all create art
some paint, draw, or sculpt
some through dance, music & song
some by pics & video
some by organizing things
some by baking, cooking, or brewing
some through plants & animals
some through encouragement, laughter & smiles

All are equally valid, beautiful & needed

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™ #mishaguyas ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

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Where there's a will, there's
a lawyer fending off
distant relatives of the deceas...errr....

wrong kind of will.....

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

You will find a way
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

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All I want for Xmas is just full world peace,
just full world peace
with the world in one piece..
All I want for Xmas is just full world peace
...and that would be a merry X-Mas!
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™ #mishaguyas ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

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The CDC & RFK announced today that
consuming copious amounts of
caffinated coffee may prevent autism
but may increase likelihood
of people "catching" ADHD

Coincidentally
Starbucks Coffee Shop
announced lower prices
on holiday beverages
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

#mishaguyas #coffee #FauxNews
#humor #ROTFLMAO
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Every morning we wake to
a new day
a new beginning
a chance to change
what we didn't like
or do well yesterday.

As long as there is breath
& life in our bodies
we can change!

Start today
by being a better you
than you were yesterday.

Make today better;
start over & be better.

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™ #mishaguyas ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

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As long as there is life,
there is a chance to change
and to grow.

๐Ÿ’œ ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’œ ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’œ

Are you changing?
Are you growing?
Are you actually alive?

There's still time for you;
use it wisely!

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™ #mishaguyas ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

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The CDC has announced that
Autism is caused by watching
The FOX NEWS Network

The CDC urges all people to
turn off the TV & go love your neighbor

FAUX NEWS Network has called this story
"Mister Information" & "Papa-Ganda"

We now return you to get our Nickleback

#mishaguyas #love #laugh

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It's "No Nut November" avoid nuts,
especially if you're allergic to nuts!

Avoid all bad nuts..
...Rofay is a "good nut"
so you can still hang out with Rofay.

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

No #mishaguyas but the good kinds!

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I'm not always tired.

Some days
I get out of bed
when I don't
have the energy.

Other days,
I run out of energy
before I get out of bed.

Who else can relate?
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™ #mishaguyas ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

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Our personal experiences
are unique to us
just like our fingerprints

Saying
"I have fingerprints"
doesn't make
someone elses fingerprints
any less valid
or less unique to them

Same with our personal experiences

Your personal experiences
don't invalidate others

Hope that helps

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™ #mishaguyas ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

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๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ Love ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ Love ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ Love ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ & ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ More ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ Love ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ
I'm just out here
sharing love
with you
Hope you know
that you're
Loved, too
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™ #mishaguyas ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

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Why do
politicians
preachers &
used car salespeople
all look alike?

... wait ...

don't answer that

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

#mishaguyas

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Me after taking small step:
"Thats one small step for man ..."

Me after falling down the rest of the steps:
"... one more chance to get up off my behind."

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ (Yes, laugh)

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Cowards!

They talk about:
๐Ÿ’œ Gen-X ๐Ÿ’œ
๐Ÿ’™ Gen-Y ๐Ÿ’™
๐Ÿฆ‹ Gen-Z ๐Ÿฆ‹
๐Ÿ˜ฝ Gen-Alpha ๐Ÿ˜ฝ

Bur fear talking about
The most
Powerful & Terrifying
of them ALL:
๐Ÿ‘ฝ Gen-Der ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
#mishaguyas

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Don't be stingy!
Don't be frugal!
Don't be a Scrooge!
Be generous!

Sharing
#love and
#encouragement and
#positivity with others is something
this world needs more of.

What'cha waiting for?
Love and Share this post!
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ
#mishaguyas

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Good morning friends!
You are my friends
regardless of whom you love
what pronouns you use
what religion you subscribe to,
what gender you identify as,
or what equipment you pee through
and, yes...
...even if you're straight ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿงกโค๏ธ๐Ÿฉท๐ŸคŽ
Love is love & loving people are truly lovely

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Depression is real; it's not a failure.

Depression in humans brings tears;
depression in the atmosphere brings clouds & rain.

Rain, just like tears, brings
healing, new life and rejuvenation.

It's ok to cry; the sky does it, too.

You're not alone.

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

#mishaguyas
#depression

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I've been Rofay Mishaguyas since 2010
Some day just like
Robin Williams
Fred Rodgers
Bob Ross &
Sven Farfeneuggen
I'll be a household name that inspires ๐Ÿ˜

What?
Dont know "Sven Farfeneuggen"?
Don't recognize that name?

I don't either, but
someday
maybe
just
maybe ๐Ÿ˜œ

Y'never know!
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ
#mishaguyas

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I believe peace is much more than happiness.
Happiness is a result of peace.
peace with ourselves
peace with our surroundings
peace with our creator.
We can be at peace despite whats around us
and still have happiness as everything falls apart
because it all comes from within us.
#mishaguyas
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

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Our religious beliefs should
be helping us to become more
loving, caring, compassionate,
kinder people
not more judgemental ones.

If your religion isn't making you
kinder and/or more loving
you're in the wrong one
probably a cult of evil.

We cannot go back.
We will not go back.

#mishaguyas

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