#mondayloredump time

I'll confess now, I'm a little bit horny-brain right now, since I've been on a real erotic writing kick.

Don't worry you'll get to see it.

On that subject, here are some questions from the 30 Sex Questions meme that's been going around, interview style with Camille.

Today's #mondayloredump shows how my OC Camille works and unwinds

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Bad EX-s? Yeah I’ve got a few. I’ll start with Calumm. We “dated” for about 4 months when we were teenagers. I was about 15, 16 at the time. He was a pretty good guy if I’m honest; definitely not a bad dude.Problem is, well he had a saviour complex. The whole time we were dating, he told me all about how the things I liked, music, books, magazines, everything, was bad and sinful and would get me sent to hell. There was only so much of that I could take; being told the stuff that made growing up a little less shitty was super bad for you. And always being reminded that the person who is meant to love you, or at least like you thinks you’re broken and needs fixing. I dumped him, but he just wouldn’t leave me alone about it. I blocked him everywhere I could but one day she showed up at my house! Lucky me, Dad was home at the time and told Calumm to leave, not come back, and not try to ask me out again.

Paul. Decent enough guy in the first couple of months but he just started giving me shit for the job and the hours I worked. Kept complaining I ‘couldn’t be there for him’ and that he ‘couldn't rely on me to support him’. It all fell apart when we had this argument about it and he just sort, said it out loud; Paul wanted me to just be his maid, his cheer squad and tall, busty flesh-light. Okay, maybe I’m being bitchy but, dude, you think I don’t want support and a bit of love and care too? He never bothered to do things for me and my long hours. Long awkward hours. Just a hustle bro looking for a support team he could bone

Joey. Good lord above what can’t you say about him? Arrogant, rude, selfish, ego maniac, fucker of anything that moved who got insanely jealous when I so much as said ‘hi’ to other guys, when it’s part of my job. You’re probably wondering why I was with him at all and, yeah, I wanna know that too. Shit, wasn’t even like he had me seeing angels in bed. Not bad, just mediocre. I dunno man. Maybe everyone just needs to have a bad, irredeemable ex, and even you don’t know why you dated.

Larry Okay, I don’t know if Larry is his name, it’s just the one he gave me. So, a couple of years ago, Larry was doing roadie work for some bands at the Steel Shack, and we got to talking a little bit. You know, it happens all the time. He was rough around the edges but, nothing but respectful. Sure he flirted with me a bunch and made a couple of bad jokes but never did anything that made my skin crawl. At least in a bad way. Anyway, I decided, what the hell, haven’t been laid in a hot minute, he seems like a decent guy, I’ll ask him out. We had a brief fling together and, yeah it was fun. Not the best time I’ve had with someone under the sheets but I don’t have any complaints. We went our separate ways after that. Kept in touch a little but, you know, things fade. It happens. And then, like a year later, I find out through a friend of mind, Larry was a fucking Mongol. Fully patched up member and everything. No, he didn’t wear his colours when I knew him. I even got a call from some agent, no idea what they thought I could do for them; Larry didn’t tell me any of this crap! Heh, so I told the agent, unless you want to know how well this guy gives head, I can’t help you. He hung up after that.

Just in time for a #mondayloredump before bed.

This one is about Camille's Ex's, the bad and strange ones anyway.

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Camille on vacations “Dude, just take me where the beaches are warm and child free. I am an Adult woman, I want to wear adult women bikinis on the beach without angry parents demanding I “cover up”.

Name: Camille Malone Lyon. Age: 27 Height: 5’10” Family: heritage is mixture of Irish and French, from her mother Nora, and father Alexander respectively. Camille appreciates both but finds herself drawn to her Irish heritage more. Camille is the oldest of three children. In order; Camille Charltlie Amy

Billy “I think I've done more than my first share of traveling so far, so just give me a good few weeks at home. Let me take in the old nostalgic sights, let me remember the days when we could just hang out with little planning. Let me remember when my biggest concerns were assignment due dates and why girls didn't like me. Just give me that for a few weeks, before I have to carry the damn world again.” Ben “I get how Billy feels but Lakecove is kinda… I mean, I'm not going to shit talk about my home town but it's not somewhere I want to holiday in. You've got so many great places within a day's drive; beaches, mountains, more lakes of ours didn't do it for you, so many. So come on, let's get in the car. Let's go somewhere. We could pick a place at random and be happy.” Tegan I travel even more than my brother does so, I feel the same way he does. I love hanging out in the old house and just being happy with doing nothing. Just being.”

This #mondayloredump comes a day late. Monday was a little chaotic.

Anyway, we have today Camille and my three of my other characters, Ben Tegan and Billy on vacations.

There's a little background bio on Camille.

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Few quotes from Camille, so you can get more of a feeel for her

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Random Lore 1: Camille's full name is 'Camille Malone Lyon'. Camille's middle name is her mother's maiden name. She, Camille, legally changed her name to include it.

Random character lore two; Every year on the 28th of December, Camille buys a drink (Jack Daniels) for Lemmy.

Camille hates, absolutely despises centipedes.

Camille's celebrity crushes include Andy Hurley (FOB), Ian D'Sa (Billy talent) and Robert Palmer.

First Monday lore dump post, and because I'm feeling a bit listless, I'm sharing some Camille lore I ran on Insta stories.

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